http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/worst-burglar-ever http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/03/08/oregon.intruder.911/index.html?npt=NP1
http://www.buzzfeed.com/daves4/worst-burglar-ever http://www.cnn.com/2011/CRIME/03/08/oregon.intruder.911/index.html?npt=NP1
worst burglar ever = correct.
never said he was a burglar.. what person stealing stuff stops to take a shower?
In reply to mad_machine:
He was hoping to make a clean get-away.......
And when is someone committing a B&E also not a burglar (except when applying legal semantics)?
oldsaw wrote: He was hoping to make a clean get-away.......
Closer to reality every day.
oldsaw wrote: And when is someone committing a B&E also not a burglar (except when applying legal semantics)?
when they've locked themself out of their own home
I've been waiting for a chance to use this:
That can't be real. Did that come from the Onion or something?
It's real. I heard the 911 calls on the radio on my way to work this morning. It's frickin hilarious.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: That can't be real. Did that come from the Onion or something?
you seriously. can't. make. this. stuff. up.
See guns do deter crime.
The best part? She called 911 at the same time this guy is panicking on the phone to 911 about guns.... she had no guns, and she was laughing during the call. It was one of those "you're not going to believe this, but..." moments. check www.93x.com.... that's the radio I heard it on, they may have the 911 tapes there.
That's what happens when the Portland hipsters resort to crime for their Stumptown coffee habit.
"WTF are you doing in my house???"
"I was going to rob you, but you're so mainstream that I decided to take a shower instead"
carguy123 wrote: See guns do deter crime.
Not to turn this into a political thread, but the intruder was already in the house, what was detered?
He was deterred from actually trying anything cause he thought he was gonna get his ass shot.
The actual 911 call from the "intruder" was played on the Today show this morning. Kid was freaking out. The 911 operator almost, almost started to laugh--you could just about hear the first stifled laugh...
I would have loaned the homeowner a gun and once again proven that Darwin was correct.
I would have tied the two Sheperds to the door, got my 12 gauge, and went to work.
I would have pulled out a squirt gun as the cops were dragging his ass off, and proceeded to make him damp.
You'll need to log in to post.
