Wally
Wally UltimaDork
5/22/12 11:52 p.m.

http://abcnews.go.com/blogs/headlines/2012/05/man-with-zebra-parrot-in-front-seat-charged-with-dui/

Man With Zebra, Parrot in Front Seat Charged With DUI

Police in Dubuque, Iowa, responded to an unusual call this week: reports of a zebra and a parrot in the front seat of a truck parked outside a bar. The striped animal and his fine feathered friend were there to keep their owner company, but weren’t allowed in the bar.

Jerald Reiter, 55, told police the zebra and maccaw parrot enjoy going for rides in his truck, so he brought them to the bar, which he says usually allows animals inside, ABC affiliate KCRG-TV reports.

When the motley crew got to the bar, they were told because food was being served, the animals wouldn’t be allowed inside. Bar owners told KCRG no animals are ever allowed inside.

When officers arrived on the scene, they stopped Reiter in the parking as he was driving his truck away. Field sobriety tests found he had a blood alcohol level of .14, nearly twice the legal limit, according to police.

His girlfriend, Vickie Teters, told KCRB the animals are like their children, and do everything with them.

“They love going for rides. They’re just a part of the family,” Teters said. “They were not left alone in the car, not even a second.”

Reiter also disputes the drunk driving charge, saying he realized he was too drunk to drive, and was about to let a passenger take the wheel when he was arrested.

Cole_Trickle
Cole_Trickle Reader
5/22/12 11:58 p.m.

Wow. Im glad that no lions walked by the car. It would've been an easy meal...

If the guy hauls around zoo animals with him to go to the bar, I would imagine that he has a slight problem.

scardeal
scardeal Dork
5/23/12 8:03 a.m.

Actually, I would think that it's not technically illegal until he's on a public road... They mention that they field tested him before he got out of the parking lot. Then again, I'm not a lawyer.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 SuperDork
5/23/12 8:33 a.m.

He shoulda let the zebra drive.

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
5/23/12 8:42 a.m.

pinchvalve
pinchvalve PowerDork
5/23/12 8:54 a.m.

Like that has never happened to every one of us on this board...

N Sperlo
N Sperlo UberDork
5/23/12 8:59 a.m.
scardeal wrote: Actually, I would think that it's not technically illegal until he's on a public road... They mention that they field tested him before he got out of the parking lot. Then again, I'm not a lawyer.

Operating a motor vehicle while intoxicated isn't legal on private property. Socialism, I tell ya.

Javelin
Javelin UltimaDork
5/23/12 9:09 a.m.
Wally wrote: Reiter also disputes the drunk driving charge, saying he realized he was too drunk to drive, and was about to let a passenger take the wheel when he was arrested.

The zebra or the parrot!??!

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH UberDork
5/23/12 9:15 a.m.

Did this remind anyone else of the Madagascar movies?

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