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Stampie
Stampie MegaDork
1/17/25 2:48 p.m.

Don't buy a new car. Let someone else take the big depreciation hit. 

RevRico
RevRico MegaDork
1/17/25 3:03 p.m.

Never buy the first version of anything, let others work the bugs out. 

myf16n
myf16n Reader
1/17/25 3:17 p.m.

Don't have sex with a virgin.

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
1/17/25 3:18 p.m.

Cheat on your taxes. 

SKJSS (formerly Klayfish)
SKJSS (formerly Klayfish) UltimaDork
1/17/25 3:44 p.m.

Don't have kids 

wae
wae UltimaDork
1/17/25 3:45 p.m.

Wait until the lane ends and then cut into traffic.

Duke
Duke MegaDork
1/17/25 3:48 p.m.

SUVs help you see over traffic.

 

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
1/17/25 3:51 p.m.

A bigger and heavier vehicle will keep you safer in a crash.

stafford1500
stafford1500 Dork
1/17/25 4:03 p.m.

Sit back, relax. The work will get done even if you don't do it.

Boost_Crazy
Boost_Crazy SuperDork
1/17/25 4:37 p.m.

Park in the back of the parking lot to avoid door dings. 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
1/17/25 4:48 p.m.

Chevy C10s are cheap to build.

j_tso
j_tso SuperDork
1/17/25 5:24 p.m.

Avoid rush hour

wearymicrobe
wearymicrobe PowerDork
1/17/25 5:43 p.m.

Just invest and save your money.

 

I make a lot of money from people with bad finance skills. 

Johnboyjjb
Johnboyjjb HalfDork
1/17/25 6:19 p.m.

$8k at 18 in a good index fund should make you a millionaire at 67

Robbie (Forum Supporter)
Robbie (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
1/17/25 6:48 p.m.

Win the lottery?

Work for the government?

Take a hike?

 

90BuickCentury
90BuickCentury Reader
1/17/25 7:44 p.m.

Never be the first to give a number in a negotiation.

CJ
CJ Dork
1/17/25 8:02 p.m.

Never fall victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous of which is "never get involved in a land war in Asia", but only slightly less well-known is this: "Never go in against a Sicilian WHEN DEATH IS ON THE LINE!"

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
1/18/25 10:03 a.m.

Get there early. 

Beer Baron ๐Ÿบ
Beer Baron ๐Ÿบ MegaDork
1/18/25 10:07 a.m.
Duke said:

SUVs help you see over traffic.

Until all traffic is SUV's.

CrustyRedXpress
CrustyRedXpress Dork
1/18/25 10:18 a.m.
Steve_Jones
Steve_Jones UberDork
1/18/25 10:40 a.m.
Beer Baron ๐Ÿบ said:
Duke said:

SUVs help you see over traffic.

Until all traffic is SUV's.

Read the title of the thread again. 

Beer Baron ๐Ÿบ
Beer Baron ๐Ÿบ MegaDork
1/18/25 11:17 a.m.
Steve_Jones said:
Beer Baron ๐Ÿบ said:
Duke said:

SUVs help you see over traffic.

Until all traffic is SUV's.

Read the title of the thread again. 

Derp. I glossed over the "if".

Beer Baron ๐Ÿบ
Beer Baron ๐Ÿบ MegaDork
1/18/25 11:20 a.m.

Start your own business.

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
1/18/25 11:51 a.m.

Aren't we just redefining what it means to be a hipster? What isn't cool, is cool, until everyone thinks its cool, then it's not cool.

TravisTheHuman
TravisTheHuman MegaDork
1/18/25 11:53 a.m.
j_tso said:

Avoid rush hour

This would be awesome if everyone did it. Wouldn't it result in traffic at all times being exactly the same?

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