who does the hive select?
(prompted by Schumer's comments this week regarding her weight and "getting laid" which she called something else. I started thinking about other slender celebs and think she's spot on, so figured I'd throw this one out as a hypothetical).
FWIW … neither 
Amy seems like she'd be a better meal.
Amy all day long. Hilarious and pretty darn cute. Plus she wouldn't write a song about me afterwards.
worst thread of the day.
In reply to Fueled by Caffeine:
I won't deny that and I'm the creator of it :), just be glad that Caitlyn wasn't an option, then it would've been the worst one of the year.
Spoolpigeon wrote: Amy all day long. Hilarious and pretty darn cute. Plus she wouldn't write a song about me afterwards.
Imagine how short that song would be, though.
Spoolpigeon wrote: Amy all day long. Hilarious and pretty darn cute. Plus she wouldn't write a song about me afterwards.
Exactly.
Both Blonde. Both off the list. I will select C.) none of the above.
It's like asking me what I'd like for desert, Draino, or battery acid.
Bobzilla wrote: Both Blonde. Both off the list. I will select C.) none of the above.
C=Caitlyn Jenner 
I'd begrudgingly choose TS. If Amy Schumer didn't have a chipmunk face I would choose her.
If you really stick to the personality aside part ... then the one without a gag reflex. Otherwise, Amy.
Swank Force One wrote:Spoolpigeon wrote: Amy all day long. Hilarious and pretty darn cute. Plus she wouldn't write a song about me afterwards.Imagine how short that song would be, though.
http://youtu.be/Cd8ecTzAa9U
I have no idea what this is about.
A cat fight ?
If personality isn't a factor, then Taylor all day long.
If I have to actually hang out with her and converse, Amy wins that one.
If you haven't watched "12 Angry Men Inside Amy Schumer", it's a must watch and relevant to this conversation.
I don't know this Amy person but it doesn't matter because TS wins.
Either? Both? Having never met either of them, from what I've seen/read in interviews both are decent people.
I'd pick Amy mainly on the "girl next door" misconception that she might actually be possible.
TS is totally out of my league not to mention she makes me feel awkward since she was born after I graduated high school. I don't really understand the TS hate. No, I don't really listen to her music, but I won't deny she has a talent for song writing with the added benefit of looking like a supermodel.
Interesting choice. Amy is cute but seems pretty attainable. Taylor is cuter and would be more bragable the next day. I'm gonna have to say TS, might as well be immortalized in song for something! 
I'd have to try both, and go with whomever earns the return trip.
Swift!
Bonus points for being able to land more ladies with the song that would be written about you after.
Amy. Taylor looks like a mouse/chipmunk
I looked it up and that was a good speech. Nonetheless, I'd have to go with Swift. I don't notice many of those celebs (never heard of Shumer), but I sure notice her.
I think she's still mad at me for not selling her the Teamswift domain name, though (for real).
Zomby Woof wrote: I think she's still mad at me for not selling her the Teamswift domain name, though (for real).
. That would have been free money for you.
I think Amy is funnier than hell but I'd choose Taylor swift, bonus she is a Notre dame fan, I think her brother attends there or somthing.
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