Amy Schumer vs. Taylor Swift; one night, personality not taken into consideration

For me, that's like having to choose between a Lada and a Yugo. I'd rather pick neither.

Amy Schumer is so overrated. I don't get the new hype. She bothers me.

But that aside, still Taylor. Those legs go for miles.

Would I be charging them for my services? If that's the case, it would be Taylor Swift, but if it's a freebie I'm going with Amy Schumer.

G_Body_Man wrote: For me, that's like having to choose between a Lada and a Yugo. I'd rather pick neither.

You must be new. On this site, a Lada and a Yugo are pretty damn awesome choices!

I'd go with the Lada myself, just for the rarity factor.

Junkyard_Dog wrote:

G_Body_Man wrote: For me, that's like having to choose between a Lada and a Yugo. I'd rather pick neither.

You must be new. On this site, a Lada and a Yugo are pretty damn awesome choices! I'd go with the Lada myself, just for the rarity factor.

False. The answer is always Trabi

Too easy. The one that makes you laugh. After 27 years of marriage a good sense of humor is key.

Amy, I got dragged thru madame Tussaud's the other day and I gotta say, Taylor swift whilst being tall is built like a 2x4.... I like women with curves, not looking like a dude in a dress.

Taylors got no chest, no ass and no waist...

Choose between a girl who looks like one of my daughter's friends or Coyote ugly? No thanks to either.

I probably shouldn't admit this but I like Taylor Swift. Her songs are catchy and I know a few people that see her regularly and have nothing but nice things to say about what a genuinely good person she is to everyone.

For the original question I would say none of the above. The image of Lady Gaga in short shorts getting pizza has been burned in my mind since I've seen her.

I know very little about Taylor Swift and nothing about the first one.

I'll pick whichever one can drive a manual transmission.

If they can both do that, give me the smarter one.

Interesting question. I would have to say amy just because it seems Taylor needs a lot of work to really look good from the pictures of her I've seen. Amy looks pretty low maintenance. But if I was looking at a bucket list celebrity fling neither would be in my top 50 honestly.

In reply to daeman:

Obviously didn't randomly happen to catch her performing for a Victoria's Secret runway show......she's got some attributes going for her.

Taylor wins over Amy, but I would rather have the Mormon violinist.

Amy Schumer all the way... not only is she hot and funny, but she's not Taylor Swift...

All these posts and no pics yet???

TS for me. She seems like she could be a little crazy. Crazy can be fun

I know nothing about Amy, but she sounds funny.

TS

Amy

That's easy...

I'm not really sure who Amy Schumer is other than a relation to Chuck Schumer. I can't pick either of them. What are they, in their 20's? Am I supposed to pick one for my kid?

Taylor's beautiful, but I bet she'd be about as hot and passionate as one of her songs. Amy would probably be a blast. And dang, I love to laugh til I snort, and she probably wouldn't mind

Gimme the funny one any day. TS seems like she'd be a drama queen in private and I'm tired of that crap.

Lesley wrote: Taylor's beautiful

She certainly is

I have no scruples, either work for me.

In reply to Curmudgeon:

To me, it seems any drama around TS is generated more by the fact she's a megastar. Something she seems to deal with fairly well and a hell of a lot better than many. In some ways, she comes across as a bit of a prude. It's hard to be "normal" when so many eyes are constantly watching everything you do. She seems very careful about everything she says and does.

Ranger50 wrote: I have no scruples, either work for me.

This.

Which one can I fold up and put in my pocket?

Ranger50 wrote: I have no standards, either work for me.

Fixed for me.

In reply to Cooper_Tired:

First time I've seen Amy, she kinda has that Tanya Harding crazy look about her.