Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:N Sperlo wrote: Apples should be had with cheese.Precisely. Warm cheddar to be exact. And a nice flakey crust.
I've never had this combo. Always wanted to try it out.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:N Sperlo wrote: Apples should be had with cheese.Precisely. Warm cheddar to be exact. And a nice flakey crust.
I've never had this combo. Always wanted to try it out.
remember to cup the oranges when eating a banana
I also prefer cherry pie
Swank Force One wrote:Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:I've never had this combo. Always wanted to try it out.N Sperlo wrote: Apples should be had with cheese.Precisely. Warm cheddar to be exact. And a nice flakey crust.
I have never had anything with cheese on it, and said "Wow, this would be better with less (or without) cheese. E36 M3 is magical.
captdownshift wrote: remember to cup the oranges when eating a banana I also prefer cherry pie sweet cherry pie, OH YEAH! (swing it)
Sorry, I was thinking about baseball...
Woody wrote: These pretzels are making me thirsty.
Beat me to it.
You know what?
I'm eating an apple.
RIGHT NOW.
Eating in general I find to be a massively laborious and tedious process. I get no enjoyment out of it and dread feeling that first little twinge in my stomach letting me know that I'm going to have to eat again. Struggle to get up off the couch, bang my shin on the table and stub my toe on the end of the couch while attempting to avoid the Lego landmine field the boy has left behind. Limp slowly into the kitchen, fumble around for the light switch. Gingerly walk over to the fridge and open the door. Decide to have a bowl of cereal. Close fridge door. Open cabinet door and grab the last clean big bowl. Set it on the counter top. Open the pantry door. Grab box of raisin bran and knock three cans of tomato soup over which rolls off the shelf landing on my toes. After the cussing stops pick up the cans and place them back into the pantry. Open the box and pour the contents into the bowl only to realize it only filled it up halfway. Fold up empty box and throw it in the bin. Walk back to the pantry and grab the unopened box, carefully avoiding the tomato soup cans. Open the box and muster up all my strength to try and open the bag. Sweat building on my brow as the veins in my neck bulge and the stupid bag spontaneously explodes sending raisins and bran flakes into every crevice and corner in the kitchen. After the cussing stops walk over and get the dust buster off the wall and clean the kitchen. Return dust buster. Pour what is left of the new box into the bowl. Fold box and place it in the bin. Walk back to the fridge and open the door. Grab the nearly empty jug of milk. Pour the tiny amount in the bowl. Crush jug and place it in the bin. Walk back to the fridge, open door. Grab new jug of milk and set it on the counter. Remove the lid and attempt to pour it in the bowl. Spill milk all over counter top which runs down the dishwasher door. Put lid on milk and return it to fridge after wiping it off. Try to grab some paper towels off the roll only to pull the entire roll out of the holder which rolls down the counter top and land in the bowl of water sitting in the sink. After the cussing stops throw paper towels away in trash. Open drawer to grab cloth. Clean up milk from counter top and dishwasher. Open drawer and grab spoon. Walk slowly across kitchen and turn out the light. Walk back into the living room forgetting about the waiting Lego landmine field. Catch one right in the tender spot prompting half the bowl of cereal to end up all over my shirt and pants. Walk back into kitchen and turn on the light. Set bowl of cereal in the sink and grab towel to clean myself off. Grab banana off counter top and go to bed.
berkeley eating.
tuna55 wrote:Swank Force One wrote:I have never had anything with cheese on it, and said "Wow, this would be better with less (or without) cheese. E36 M3 is magical.Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:I've never had this combo. Always wanted to try it out.N Sperlo wrote: Apples should be had with cheese.Precisely. Warm cheddar to be exact. And a nice flakey crust.
Very sound logic.
SilverFleet wrote: You know what? I'm eating an apple. RIGHT NOW.
Ok, I'm done eating the apple.
STILL HUNGRY. WTF
In reply to Nick_Comstock:
This is a discussion about apples.
SilverFleet wrote:SilverFleet wrote: You know what? I'm eating an apple. RIGHT NOW.Ok, I'm done eating the apple. STILL HUNGRY. WTF
Told ya.
In reply to bravenrace:
Bananas are better.
In reply to Nick_Comstock:
GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!! TAKE YOUR BANANA TREE WITH YOU AND GET YOUR OWN MONKEY THREAD!!!!
Nick_Comstock wrote: Eating in general I find to be a massively laborious and tedious process
Did you happen to notice your post? Or is that the joke?
Meat makes me hungry.
I'm regretting typing that.
bravenrace wrote: In reply to Nick_Comstock: GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!! TAKE YOUR BANANA TREE WITH YOU AND GET YOUR OWN MONKEY THREAD!!!!
FINE! I WILL AND I WON'T COME BACK!!!
(but I'm not deleting my post, you will forever have to look at it and live with the implications of your actions)
GOOD DAY SIR!!!
Fueled by Caffeine wrote: Meat makes me hungry. I'm regretting typing that.
Dude, when I bought my half-cow, I was talking with the butcher, and it went like this:
"So, you can cut it this way... blah blah blah.. roasts, steaks... blah blah"
"Ahh, I see. What's this column for on the order form?"
"That's the thickness, Mr. Tuna"
"Oh, I see. Is 2 1/2" too thick for a Porterhouse?"
"Why no, Mr. Tuna, it is not"
And then I was hungry for many weeks until I got my cow.
I came in here for an Apple versus Android argument.
Nick_Comstock wrote:bravenrace wrote: In reply to Nick_Comstock: GET OFF MY LAWN!!!!!! TAKE YOUR BANANA TREE WITH YOU AND GET YOUR OWN MONKEY THREAD!!!!FINE! I WILL AND I WON'T COME BACK!!! (but I'm not deleting my post, you will forever have to look at it and live with the implications of your actions) GOOD DAY SIR!!!
sir? SIR??? ARE YOU TALKING TO ME????? STOP LOOKING AT ME THAT WAY, BANANA HEAD!!!!
I SAID GOOD DAY !!!
Man, I'm really hungry.
bravenrace wrote: Man, I'm really hungry.
Want an apple?
tuna55 wrote:bravenrace wrote: Man, I'm really hungry.Want an apple?
No thanks, I just had two. I don't need to be hungrier.
bravenrace wrote:tuna55 wrote:No thanks, I just had two. I don't need to be hungrier.bravenrace wrote: Man, I'm really hungry.Want an apple?
Banana?
Always bring it to your mouth, not the other way around.
In reply to tuna55:
Thanks, good to know....
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