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Duke
Duke MegaDork
9/14/22 4:01 p.m.
aircooled said:

My favorite was always Dr. Hess.   Full of some very useful (generally medical related) info and opinions, then....   TANGENT!  (deep political conspiracy style tangent)

Some of Hess's post-rationalizations of personal preferences and beliefs really made me question his medical qualifications.

I get that he was Harley Guy, but he went on a long-winded jag about how contrecoup brain injuries from wearing a helmet were worse than direct injuries from NOT wearing one.  Just because he was trying to justify not wanting to wear a helmet when riding.

I mean, I guess you can't get a contrecoup brain injury when you don't have a skull anymore.  So there's that, maybe.

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Stampie
Stampie MegaDork
9/14/22 4:05 p.m.

In reply to Duke :

My favorite was when he said that lesbians were lesbian because they couldn't keep a man. Like isn't that the point?

bobzilla
bobzilla MegaDork
9/14/22 4:07 p.m.

In reply to aircooled :

I've never gone off on a conspiracy tangent. I only ask questions and have brought up some crazy and funny ones over the years. The asking questions tend to make people uncomfortable and they lash out. 

Beer Baron
Beer Baron MegaDork
9/14/22 4:39 p.m.
bobzilla said:

 

The asking questions tend to make people uncomfortable and they lash out. 

Why?

Peabody
Peabody MegaDork
9/14/22 4:45 p.m.

I was wondering recently whatever happened to Hess?

Was there a falling out, or did he just not show up one day?

bobzilla
bobzilla MegaDork
9/14/22 4:48 p.m.
Beer Baron said:
bobzilla said:

 

The asking questions tend to make people uncomfortable and they lash out. 

Why?

Do you want a real answer or just wanting to start another pissing match?

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
9/14/22 4:48 p.m.

Noooooo, don't ask him that.    He will lash out!!!!!!   cheeky

(I think Bob likes to ask questions that many people would think not to be as PC, or as appropriate, for this forum, as they would like)

And yes, I do speak for Bob.... ask me anything.... wink

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9/14/22 4:52 p.m.

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RX Reven'
RX Reven' UltraDork
9/14/22 5:04 p.m.
Peabody said:

I was wondering recently whatever happened to Hess?

Was there a falling out...

Maybe there was a falling off...his bike.

Do I get a prize for most tasteless joke evarrr?  

Duke
Duke MegaDork
9/14/22 5:35 p.m.
Stampie said:

In reply to Duke :

My favorite was when he said that lesbians were lesbian because they couldn't keep a man. Like isn't that the point?

The thing is, it didn't even need some weird made-up rationalization.  All he had to say was "I'm a big boy and I don't want to wear helmet, even if it is dangerous."

 

The_Jed
The_Jed PowerDork
9/14/22 6:04 p.m.

In reply to Appleseed :

Yes, it was! 

That must have been...2009? 2010? Somewhere around there, I think. Maybe earlier. Unless I'm mistaken, I seem to remember seeing that while I was working at a foundry/machine shop where I worked from '07-'12.


Man, I've been on this board for a long time, even if it's not reflected in my post count. I lurk a lot more than I post. 


My user name was Egg Roll before the '08 reboot. I think I joined in '03. '04 maybe. I know I was active in '05. A LOT has changed in my life since I joined GRM.

The_Jed
The_Jed PowerDork
9/14/22 6:25 p.m.

Speaking of being awesome to each other, there's someone who has always been awesome that I haven't seen in a while; EastCoastMojo. Has she posted recently and I've just missed it? 

Stampie
Stampie MegaDork
9/14/22 6:29 p.m.

In reply to The_Jed :

She hits up the meme thread every once in a while.

Beer Baron
Beer Baron MegaDork
9/14/22 7:03 p.m.
bobzilla said:
Beer Baron said:
bobzilla said:

 

The asking questions tend to make people uncomfortable and they lash out. 

Why?

Do you want a real answer or just wanting to start another pissing match?

This is a good natured thread, and that was a good natured joke.

I asked the most juvenile and innocuous question possible to open the door for you to make a joke about being contractually obligated to lash out or something.

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Beer Baron
Beer Baron MegaDork
9/14/22 7:06 p.m.
aircooled said:

And yes, I do speak for Bob.... ask me anything.... wink

What is the mean airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

If not us, then who? If not now, when?

Where do babies come from?

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

What the hell is my wife thinking?

How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would?

How many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Why?

z31maniac
z31maniac MegaDork
9/14/22 7:35 p.m.
RX Reven' said:
Peabody said:

I was wondering recently whatever happened to Hess?

Was there a falling out...

Maybe there was a falling off...his bike.

Do I get a prize for most tasteless joke evarrr?  

You should go to Comedy Club if you think that's tasteless!

dculberson
dculberson MegaDork
9/14/22 7:37 p.m.
The_Jed said:

Speaking of being awesome to each other, there's someone who has always been awesome that I haven't seen in a while; EastCoastMojo. Has she posted recently and I've just missed it? 

I also haven't heard from Dollraves in a while has anyone heard from her??

aircooled
aircooled MegaDork
9/14/22 7:50 p.m.
Beer Baron said:
aircooled said:

And yes, I do speak for Bob.... ask me anything.... wink

What is the mean airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

African or European?

If not us, then who? If not now, when?

Them, then.

Where do babies come from?

The hospital

What is the sound of one hand clapping?

 

Why is a raven like a writing desk?

Both  produce notes.

What the hell is my wife thinking?

#DIV!0

How much would could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck would?

Chuck is a barber not a woodsman

How many licks to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

Whipping is not considered appropriate punishment anymore... but faster then an un-whipped licker.

Why?

 

bobzilla
bobzilla MegaDork
9/16/22 11:22 a.m.

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AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter)
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
9/16/22 11:33 a.m.
Beer Baron said:
bobzilla said:

 

The asking questions tend to make people uncomfortable and they lash out. 

Why?

what you did there.  it is seen.  by me.

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bobzilla MegaDork
9/16/22 12:31 p.m.

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9/16/22 1:21 p.m.

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Javelin
Javelin MegaDork
9/16/22 3:46 p.m.

In reply to bobzilla :

Maybe go read all of your posts on the gun control thread and it might make a little more sense. 

tuna55
tuna55 MegaDork
9/16/22 4:07 p.m.

Guys, I think you're going to get the "be excellent to each other" thread locked. That would be terribly impressive, in a really bad way. Like having a fatal accident on the way to work before you left the driveway.

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