Bench race (literally)

So I'm at work and a bit bored.  The workbench in my shop has a series of hot wheels lined up across the top and I have them in order of speed.   So assuming the Stig were to drive each under ideal conditions on the same track, let's say......Laguna Seca.  Here are the cars in the order I currently have them but am very open to adjusting.  Let's go!

LaFerrari

Sesto Elemento

Veneno

2017 Ford GT

McLaren F1 GTR

BMW Z4 GT3

Renault Sport RS

Viper SRT10 ACR

'90 Acura NSX

Tesla model S

'94 BMW M3 GTR

Porsche Cayman

'67 Cobra 427

Nissan Skyline R34

Lancia Stratos

Caterham Superlight

Subaru Impreza WRX

2016 Miata

5th gen Camaro highway patrol

1st gen RX-7

'70 Camaro

'69 Charger

Nissan Skyline 2000 (1975ish?)

Toyota 2000GT

Morris Mini

'63 Aston DB-5

Mostly seems plausible, but I think the Aston DB-5 would beat the Mini, especially on a power-friendly track like Laguna Seca.

Not too sure about Tesla S vs. '90 NSX or Cobra 427 vs. R34 either.

I thought this was going to be about wheeled benches being used in some form of speed competition.Gravity or powered, either would have worked for me :(

In reply to NOHOME :

I'm with you. Some sort of adult soap box derby. Most benches already have sponsorships!!