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petegossett
petegossett UltraDork
5/23/12 3:12 p.m.

I worked with a woman who had fat rolls hanging off the back of her shoulders that looked like a second pair.

She also had fat rolls hanging off the front with a crease down the middle that looked like a second ass.

As this was my first "real job", I was pretty mortified upon meeting her. She was really nice though, and so was her husband who worked there too.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy PowerDork
5/23/12 3:13 p.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
Aeromoto wrote: Boobs are like horsepower, you can never have too much.
Yes you can. Three is too many.

Nah, I've got two hands and a mouth. the chick from terminator would be a trip ;)

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker UltimaDork
5/23/12 3:19 p.m.
Grtechguy wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
Aeromoto wrote: Boobs are like horsepower, you can never have too much.
Yes you can. Three is too many.
Nah, I've got two hands and a mouth. the chick from terminator would be a trip ;)

Well then, sheep have 8 teats. The more the merrier!

Salanis
Salanis PowerDork
5/23/12 3:41 p.m.

Here's a nice looking pair of boobys.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/23/12 3:47 p.m.

Well, I figure this thread has to degenerate at some point...

ditchdigger
ditchdigger SuperDork
5/23/12 3:53 p.m.

3 pages until the triple breasted whore showed up? I can't decide whether I am proud or ashamed.

Boobs are awesome.

Lesley
Lesley UberDork
5/23/12 4:07 p.m.
Curmudgeon wrote: Well, I figure this thread has to degenerate at some point...

Those things are adorable! (the blue-footed birdy, I mean)

Keith
Keith MegaDork
5/23/12 4:07 p.m.

Janel said she wanted to go to the Galapagos Islands to see blue footed boobies. I responded in a most predictable and immature way.

Conquest351
Conquest351 Dork
5/23/12 4:15 p.m.
Grtechguy wrote:
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:
Aeromoto wrote: Boobs are like horsepower, you can never have too much.
Yes you can. Three is too many.
Nah, I've got two hands and a mouth. the chick from Total Recall would be a trip ;)

FTFY

DrBoost
DrBoost UberDork
5/23/12 4:18 p.m.

Bigger it better, but there is such a thing as too big (but it takes quite a bit to get there). Proportion is most important, and naturalness too. I'd rather have a nice set of B's that are real, than D's that are fake.

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/23/12 5:18 p.m.
Keith wrote: Janel said she wanted to go to the Galapagos Islands to see blue footed boobies. I responded in a most predictable and immature way.

Let me guess...

T.J.
T.J. PowerDork
5/23/12 9:05 p.m.

I saw a blue footed booby in Pensacola. At least I sure think that's what it was, but they are not supposed to be there. It had blue feet and looked just like one from my interneting. It came ashore and laid in the sand for an hour or so. It looked like it was broken because it wouldn't move or fly away even when approached. I thought it was sick or injured. I asked a coast guard dude who was probably just looking for tar balls if he knew what it was, but he didn't know the species for sure.

That was Sept 2011. Are there other pelagic birds with blue feet?

ST_ZX2
ST_ZX2 HalfDork
5/23/12 9:29 p.m.

Joe Walsh summed it up best: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uQ8wC0OhAgY

aussiesmg
aussiesmg PowerDork
5/23/12 9:45 p.m.

Rob_Mopar
Rob_Mopar Dork
5/23/12 9:48 p.m.

While I was reading this Whole Lotta Rosie started playing on the satellite radio. I chuckled and had to share.

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid SuperDork
5/23/12 10:44 p.m.

Wow, this thread hasn't been shut down yet?

I gave it a page and a half.

curtis73
curtis73 SuperDork
5/23/12 10:45 p.m.

The smaller the better.... as long as there is something to play with. A or AA is perfect. B is fine. C is pushing it unless the proportions are right. I dated a girl in college who had big DD boobs. Here's how that went: Missionary position they would go in circles and "clap" in the middle which would make me laugh. With her on top they would swing in my face like some 3D horror film. Doggy style she said they rubbed on the sheets and hurt her nipples. Only way we could effectively have sex was if I spooned up behind her. It was a meaningful relationship.

I like small boobs. I'm proud of it.

Examples:

Grace Park

Zhang Ziyi

Keira Knightly

Jada Pinkett Smith

Gwen Stefani

Kate Hudson

Rachel McAdams

Morena Baccarin

93EXCivic
93EXCivic UltimaDork
5/23/12 10:49 p.m.

In reply to curtis73:

I am with you although I would prefer B cups. Of course I prefer petite women (nothing against slightly larger ones but it just ain't my cup of tea).

curtis73
curtis73 SuperDork
5/23/12 11:04 p.m.

In reply to 93EXCivic: Amen on the petite part.

My preference is a woman 5' tall, 90 lbs, and has a perfectly- shaped A or B cup max.

... but who am I kidding. I'm 38. I would say that the difference between "perfect" and "what I would take" has become pretty much the same thing

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
5/23/12 11:08 p.m.

Huh. At age 53, I'll take 'still warm and can nod her head'.

curtis73
curtis73 SuperDork
5/23/12 11:56 p.m.

Username: Curmudgeon
Age: 53
About me: Looking for love
Looking for: Someone with a pulse.

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
5/23/12 11:56 p.m.

As somebody who almost married a chinese girl.. I prefer that bodytype.. so smaller is almost always better

NickF40
NickF40 Dork
5/24/12 12:52 a.m.

what I like the most still hasn't been mentioned..........or shown either

ddavidv
ddavidv UberDork
5/24/12 6:19 a.m.

"I like 'em big....BIG!"

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver SuperDork
5/24/12 6:32 a.m.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cd0WOD9yw0E&feature=youtube_gdata_player

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