Can we please stop hotlinking pics?

^^Hahahaha! , that's fantastic.

Unrelated hotlink...

TJ wrote:

Lugnut wrote: Because my dogs do things that they think will be funny, and FREAK OUT when they backfire.

I'm convinced that 90% of Americans think polar bears and penguins actually live together and not on opposite ends of the planet. I blame it on some Christmas special from the 70's.

I blame it on the fact that the Pittsburgh Penguins play (or used to play) in an arena nicknamed "the Igloo".

Luke wrote: ^^Hahahaha! , that's fantastic. Unrelated hotlink...

YES! That thing - and that movie - are utterly awesome.

BelleChere led me to googling cosplay which got me to this:

ZOO wrote:

TJ wrote:

Lugnut wrote: Because my dogs do things that they think will be funny, and FREAK OUT when they backfire.

I'm convinced that 90% of Americans think polar bears and penguins actually live together and not on opposite ends of the planet. I blame it on some Christmas special from the 70's.

I blame it on the fact that the Pittsburgh Penguins play (or used to play) in an arena nicknamed "the Igloo".

Bugs Bunny taught me penguins are from Hoboken

HappyJack wrote:

VTEC just kicked in, yo.

Announcer: that was episode two of "The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots", specially adapted for radio by Gracie Fields and Joe Frazier. And now, Radio Four will explode.

(music an then the radio explodes.)

Two old women are sitting on the couch listening to the radio when it explodes. One looks at the other

First Pepperpot (Graham Chapman): We'll have to watch the Telly-vision!

Second Pepperpot (John Cleese): Aaaaw. (sound of agreement)

(they turn the couch so it's facing the television. One turns the television on, and they sit down. There is a small penguin sitting on top of the television set.)

Both Pepperpots: (singing, mumbled) hhmhmhmhmh... mhmmhmh mhmhm hhmhmmhm mhmhmmhmhmh

First Pepperpot: What's that on top of the telly-vision set?

(pause)

Second Pepperpot: (matter-of-factly) Looks like a penguin.

(pause)

Second Pepperpot: It's been a long time there, now, has it?

First Pepperpot: What's it doin' there?

Second Pepperpot: Standin'!

First Pepperpot: I can see that!

(pause)

First Pepperpot: If it laid an egg, it would roll down the back of the telly-vision set.

Second Pepperpot: Ummmm. I hadn't thought of that.

First Pepperpot: Unless it's a male.

Second Pepperpot: Yes. It looks fairly butch.

(pause)

First Pepperpot: Per'aps it's from next door.

Second Pepperpot: (yelling) NEXT DOOR?!? Penguins don't come from NEXT DOOR! They come from the Antarctic!

First Pepperpot: (yet louder) BURMA!!!

(they both stop short, looking around)

Second Pepperpot: Why'd'j say that?

First Pepperpot: I panicked.

Second Pepperpot: Oh.

First Pepperpot: Per'aps it's from the zoo.

Second Pepperpot: Which zoo?

First Pepperpot: (angrily) 'ow should I know which zoo it's from?!? I'm not Doctor bloody Bernofsky!!

Second Pepperpot: 'Oo's Doctor bloody Bernofsky?

First Pepperpot: He knows everything.

Second Pepperpot: Oooh, I wouldn't like that, that'd take all the mystery out of life.

(pause)

Second Pepperpot: Besides, if it were from the zoo, it'd have "property of the zoo" stamped on it.

First Pepperpot: They don't stamp animals "property of the zoo"!! You can't stamp a huge lion "property of the zoo"!!

Second Pepperpot: (confidently) They stamp them when they're small.

First Pepperpot: (snapping back) What happens when they moult?

Second Pepperpot: Lions don't moult.

First Pepperpot: No, but penguins do. THERE! I've run rings around you logically.

Second Pepperpot: (looks at the camera) OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!!

(The television warms up: a man is sitting behind a news desk)

Man: Hello! Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode.

(the penguin explodes)

First Pepperpot: 'Ow did 'e know that was going to happen?!

Man: It was an inspired guess. And now...

oldsaw wrote:

HappyJack wrote:

I like when he dries the little ice cubes.

GPS-

Consider yourself warned. Next time I have to find wi-fi access at the side of the road while I'm on vacation to remove a tasteless post, I will also make time to suspend your account.

In other news, 'Nawlins was great. I'll post more when we get to Kansas City.

Dude, you don't even like Pengooins?

Tom Heath wrote: GPS- Consider yourself warned. Next time I have to find wi-fi access at the side of the road while I'm on vacation to remove a tasteless post, I will also make time to suspend your account. In other news, 'Nawlins was great. I'll post more when we get to Kansas City.

Ban away, its your server. They were fully dressed and I am not really capable of determining what is and isn't tasteful by looking at this thread.

In reply to racinginc215:

thats a whole lot of metal...

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Tom Heath wrote: GPS- Consider yourself warned. Next time I have to find wi-fi access at the side of the road while I'm on vacation to remove a tasteless post, I will also make time to suspend your account. In other news, 'Nawlins was great. I'll post more when we get to Kansas City.

Ban away, its your server. They were fully dressed and I am not really capable of determining what is and isn't tasteful by looking at this thread.

You're right, but I was right too, and it didn't help me

Duke wrote:

Luke wrote: ^^Hahahaha! , that's fantastic. Unrelated hotlink...

YES! That thing - and that movie - are utterly awesome.

I know what the car is, but what was the movie?

zomby woof wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Tom Heath wrote: GPS- Consider yourself warned. Next time I have to find wi-fi access at the side of the road while I'm on vacation to remove a tasteless post, I will also make time to suspend your account. In other news, 'Nawlins was great. I'll post more when we get to Kansas City.

Ban away, its your server. They were fully dressed and I am not really capable of determining what is and isn't tasteful by looking at this thread.

You're right, but I was right too, and it didn't help me

Mah pappy used ta say... "The cemertary is full o guys who was right"

If you have to wonder if it's appropriate, it's probably not.

And here's something for Tom to think about.

he's not grinding his gears, he's on vacation. tell us what KC BBQ is like i'v heard it's rather good.

Woody wrote:

Duke wrote: YES! That thing - and that movie - are utterly awesome.

I know what the car is, but what was the movie?

Thunderbolt and Lightfoot, starring Clint Eastwood and Jeff Bridges supported by pretty much every other 2-bit criminal character actor in Hollywood. It's very entertaining.

aircooled wrote: Announcer: that was episode two of "The Death of Mary, Queen of Scots", specially adapted for radio by Gracie Fields and Joe Frazier. And now, Radio Four will explode. (music an then the radio explodes.) Two old women are sitting on the couch listening to the radio when it explodes. One looks at the other First Pepperpot (Graham Chapman): We'll have to watch the Telly-vision! Second Pepperpot (John Cleese): Aaaaw. (sound of agreement) (they turn the couch so it's facing the television. One turns the television on, and they sit down. There is a small penguin sitting on top of the television set.) Both Pepperpots: (singing, mumbled) hhmhmhmhmh... mhmmhmh mhmhm hhmhmmhm mhmhmmhmhmh First Pepperpot: What's that on top of the telly-vision set? (pause) Second Pepperpot: (matter-of-factly) Looks like a penguin. (pause) Second Pepperpot: It's been a long time there, now, has it? First Pepperpot: What's it doin' there? Second Pepperpot: Standin'! First Pepperpot: I can see that! (pause) First Pepperpot: If it laid an egg, it would roll down the back of the telly-vision set. Second Pepperpot: Ummmm. I hadn't thought of that. First Pepperpot: Unless it's a male. Second Pepperpot: Yes. It looks fairly butch. (pause) First Pepperpot: Per'aps it's from next door. Second Pepperpot: (yelling) NEXT DOOR?!? Penguins don't come from NEXT DOOR! They come from the Antarctic! First Pepperpot: (yet louder) BURMA!!! (they both stop short, looking around) Second Pepperpot: Why'd'j say that? First Pepperpot: I panicked. Second Pepperpot: Oh. First Pepperpot: Per'aps it's from the zoo. Second Pepperpot: Which zoo? First Pepperpot: (angrily) 'ow should I know which zoo it's from?!? I'm not Doctor bloody Bernofsky!! Second Pepperpot: 'Oo's Doctor bloody Bernofsky? First Pepperpot: He knows everything. Second Pepperpot: Oooh, I wouldn't like that, that'd take all the mystery out of life. (pause) Second Pepperpot: Besides, if it were from the zoo, it'd have "property of the zoo" stamped on it. First Pepperpot: They don't stamp animals "property of the zoo"!! You can't stamp a huge lion "property of the zoo"!! Second Pepperpot: (confidently) They stamp them when they're small. First Pepperpot: (snapping back) What happens when they moult? Second Pepperpot: Lions don't moult. First Pepperpot: No, but penguins do. THERE! I've run rings around you logically. Second Pepperpot: (looks at the camera) OOOOH! INTERCOURSE THE PENGUIN!!! (The television warms up: a man is sitting behind a news desk) Man: Hello! Well, it's just after eight o'clock, and time for the penguin on top of your television set to explode. (the penguin explodes) First Pepperpot: 'Ow did 'e know that was going to happen?! Man: It was an inspired guess. And now...

Bhahah…I do a lot of public speaking and sometimes I find myself having to jazz up otherwise dry, technical subjects. This invariably reminds me of the Monty Python man in the “telly” giving a documentary on Mollusks and progressively becoming more and more graphic about their reproductive practices in order to keep the viewers’ attention.