Challenge Car builders – I salute you:
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If you currently have primer on your hands that simply won’t wash off. (It laughs in the face of lacquer thinner.)
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If you are working in a garage (or direct sunlight, or in the rain, or all three) in temps of over 100 degrees.
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If you worked on your car in freezing temperatures ... and now, in the summer heat, really miss those good old days.
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If you can’t remember getting those bruises and burns, or you only vaguely remember getting them.
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If you used a paper towel and blue tape to cover a bleeding cut and you kept working. (Bonus points if you did it more than once.)
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If you bolted in a part you made, and it has 4 unmatched bolts that took 6 sizes of wrenches to tighten.
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If you made your own parts, and they really don’t look half bad. (Bonus points for making a template first.)
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If you learned to do something you had never tried before while working on your car.
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If you are trying to get a cheap, old car to out-perform a Ferrari for under $2011
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If you are using something you pulled out of a garbage can.
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If you are using something you should have put back in a garbage can.
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If you are not sure if rust is your nemesis, or an old friend you now call patina.
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If the motor in your car has more than twice the power of the original.
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If you would strongly recommend that other people don’t do what you just did to their “real” car.
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If you spent several hours removing a few pounds of unnecessary weigh.
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If your definition of unnecessary weight has been expanded recently.
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If the tool you needed was always on the bench when you were under the car. Who needs abdominal workout machines, when you spend your day crawling out from under cars.
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If you spent hours and hours on a part you decided not to use. (Maybe more than once.)
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If you looked at something for $3.87 and thought it was an outrageous amount of money, and left it on the shelf.
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If your factory service manuals are covered with dirt because you stopped using them when they simply didn’t apply anymore.
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If you keep saying to yourself, “Thank god tools don’t count in the budget”.
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If you think it’s all worth it … just to be a part of it.
I’ll shake your hand in person at The Challenge, If we can get this crate to move under its own power. :)