Charlie Manson - 80 years old getting married.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: In reply to Marjorie Suddard: So... It's this bad blood over a childhood tryst? He did have a thing for redheads.

Nah, he was always too busy doing your mom for me to get in there.

Margie

This is the best forum in the history of the internet

I just got Diet Pepsi on everything.

This place is AWESOME!

Wally wrote: I just got "Diet Pepsi" on everything.

FTFY

Marjorie Suddard wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: In reply to Marjorie Suddard: So... It's this bad blood over a childhood tryst? He did have a thing for redheads.

Nah, he was always too busy doing your mom for me to get in there. Margie

My god! A 'your mom' joke? I am flabbergasted. Let me consult my Bob Hope's guide to the Internet for a proper response. In the meantime I'll find those pics of papa Chuck and my mom. They are gross... nobody shaved back then!

Lulz.

It takes a special kind of crazy to become obessed with a inmate with a life sentence. Unfortunately, this story hits very close to home. My father did something similar about 5 years ago. I still haven't forgiven him for what he put his second wife through.

I read somewhere she is trying to access to "next of kin" documents to continue working on his case.

z31maniac wrote: I read somewhere she is trying to access to "next of kin" documents to continue working on his case.

Again... way too berking close for comfort... many thousands of $$$ wasted...

the cheapest way to get attention....is she also a actor trying to make it.

Not mine, but ...

"Run, Charlie! Don't do it! She's CRAZY!"

Great thread.

It would be nice if the media would simply shun the mass murdering lunatic. Stop reporting on him and refuse to give him any sort of public forum.

KyAllroad wrote: Great thread. It would be nice if the media would simply shun the mass murdering lunatic. Stop reporting on him and refuse to give him any sort of public forum.

If we all really felt this way, we wouldn't be talking about it.

We would just ignore it as well.

The mom of a guy on SomethingAwful forums was exchanging love letters with Luca Magnotta...beat that

Toyman01 wrote:

Tom_Spangler wrote: You really have to wonder what kind of mental disorder is going on when a woman that age wants to marry an imprisoned 80-year-old mass murderer.

Quoted for truth. I can't even imagine what is going through her head. It has got to be a fame thing. Then she can do a book deal after he's dead.

The longer I am on this planet, the more I realized just how f'ed up so many people are... and you might not even know it even after years of knowing them.

Marjorie Suddard wrote:

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: In reply to Marjorie Suddard: So... It's this bad blood over a childhood tryst? He did have a thing for redheads.

Nah, he was always too busy doing your mom for me to get in there. Margie

Marjorie Suddard wrote: Fun fact: This picture shows the pool I went to every day during the summer as a little kid. It also shows the house where Charlie Manson lived as a boy.

Those umbrellas are grooooovy man, just groovy. They must have looked even more groovy after some late 60's style partying.

There is two ways to look at this if your single...

1. See there is a person out there for everyone.

-or-

1. Even Charles Manson can find a woman... whats your excuse?

Marjorie Suddard wrote: Fun fact: This picture shows the pool I went to every day during the summer as a little kid. It also shows the house where Charlie Manson lived as a boy.

Even if I didn't know he had lived there, that house would look creepy.

According to a recent survey, these are the top 5 things that women want in a relationship:

1. Time: The vast majority of women in happy relationships get 30 minutes of uninterrupted time with their husbands each day. Uninterrupted time means time spent without iPhones and Blackberrys. Prison visits are 30 minutes and phones are not allowed. Perfect.

2. Appreciation: How do you not appreciate someone who marries you when you are Charles Manson? So check.

3. Understanding: It’s important for women to have men who understand them. She's completely crazy, and he understands crazy.

4. Fun: Couples should set up a date night — once every week, even if they are tired — during which they spend a minimum of two hours alone. During this time, the couple should talk about everything BUT work, money and children. He has no job, no money and no children and conjugal visits are weekly and limited to two hours, so perfect again.

5. Kind Gestures: Hugs, kisses, unexpected telephone calls to say "I love you." Charlie can make calls and he hasn't killed anyone in years, so that's a nice gesture, right?

So I totally get the appeal.

^LOL, excellent

Motherberkeleyer can dance, though.

Update: Turns out the bride-to-be was crazy like a fox:

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/people/charles-manson-wedding-off-after-it-emerges-that-girlfriend-afton-elaine-burton-just-wanted-his-corpse-for-display-10034793.html