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ClemSparks
ClemSparks SuperDork
3/9/12 2:59 p.m.
N Sperlo wrote:
ClemSparks wrote: I'm not usually the guy to tear stuff up...but we all have our days. Clem
BullE36 M3.

OK, just name ONE thing that I tore up last Sunday. Heck...even the cameras survived.

DukeOfUndersteer
DukeOfUndersteer SuperDork
3/9/12 3:15 p.m.
pigeon wrote:
DukeOfUndersteer wrote: Happened yesterday: I am sitting at my desk, typing away, when the HOT HR chick walks up to me and hands me my medical ID cards. She says "they are effective as of March 1st." I say "oh, so I have to wait to get sick after March 1st?" She says "WHUT?" I say again "So i gotta wait to get sick then, after March 1st....?" She says "It's March 8th." uuuuugggghhhh..... Total idiot. hahahaha
Need pics of the HR chick!

Ill have to pull off some James Bond, Secret Agent Sniper shot of her...

Ranger50
Ranger50 SuperDork
3/9/12 3:15 p.m.

My confession: Missing ONE question too many on my psych nursing final. Because of that, I have to wait ONE year to take that class OVER.

Toyman01
Toyman01 SuperDork
3/9/12 3:59 p.m.

Nothing today, but the day isn't over yet.

My son did manage to leave his keys in the back door of my van this morning, but I'm not taking the blame for that one. We had driven 40 miles before someone flagged us down and let us know.

egnorant
egnorant Dork
3/9/12 6:49 p.m.

Went chasing an odd noise...found it...bad pulley on the Escort. Had one on the parts car...one bolt..10 minutes. I figured, While I am Here........

Should have the head back on by Monday.

Bruce

egnorant
egnorant Dork
3/9/12 6:52 p.m.
DukeOfUndersteer wrote:
pigeon wrote:
DukeOfUndersteer wrote: Happened yesterday: I am sitting at my desk, typing away, when the HOT HR chick walks up to me and hands me my medical ID cards. She says "they are effective as of March 1st." I say "oh, so I have to wait to get sick after March 1st?" She says "WHUT?" I say again "So i gotta wait to get sick then, after March 1st....?" She says "It's March 8th." uuuuugggghhhh..... Total idiot. hahahaha
Need pics of the HR chick!
Ill have to pull off some James Bond, Secret Agent Sniper shot of her...

Sounds like a plan to me!

RealMiniDriver
RealMiniDriver SuperDork
3/10/12 7:21 a.m.
oldtin wrote: Wasn't today, but realized I put the engine/trans in a car and forgot the pilot bushing.

I didn't get that far, but I've put the two components together without the pilot bushing.

T.J.
T.J. SuperDork
3/10/12 11:32 a.m.

Today, I'm ok so far. If I can expand the timeline out to the past 5 months or so, I could tell you what may the worst mistake I've made in a long time.

Osterkraut
Osterkraut SuperDork
3/10/12 11:51 a.m.
DukeOfUndersteer wrote:
pigeon wrote:
DukeOfUndersteer wrote: Happened yesterday: I am sitting at my desk, typing away, when the HOT HR chick walks up to me and hands me my medical ID cards. She says "they are effective as of March 1st." I say "oh, so I have to wait to get sick after March 1st?" She says "WHUT?" I say again "So i gotta wait to get sick then, after March 1st....?" She says "It's March 8th." uuuuugggghhhh..... Total idiot. hahahaha
Need pics of the HR chick!
Ill have to pull off some James Bond, Secret Agent Sniper shot of her...

We'll wait.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker SuperDork
3/10/12 12:05 p.m.

Today was when I discovered that I did something completely stupid last year.

Sometime around Feb. of last year I was fabricating motor mounts for my S52 E30 and noticed I could drop the motor an inch and move it rearward about the same and still fit a piece of paper between the steering rack and the oil pan. So... I did. FFWD to today, where I have a new E36 rack to install. I went to put it in, with the precisely machined aluminum spacers I made last weekend and damn if it won't fit. The E36 rack is almost .75 in diameter larger than the E30 rack. DOH!

I guess I'm making spacers for the motor mounts, egging the transmission mount holes, repositioning the exhaust and slipping the 2 pc driveshaft for want of about .380 of clearance in 2 directions. So much for the 30 min rack swap followed by St Patty's Day ham, cabbage and ale.

procainestart
procainestart Dork
3/10/12 12:16 p.m.
tuna55 wrote:
Jay wrote: I went today and bought a crapton of fruit, somehow completely forgetting that I'll probably be away for ~5 days next week. So between now and, say, Wednesday, I have to eat 2 avocados, 2 mangosteens, one mango, five tomatoes, a small-ish packet of tomatillos, and an entire kilo of kiwis. I consider it a challenge. (I suppose I could ~*shudder*~ refrigerate some of it while I'm away, but that's just wrong!)
That's easy man! Sounds yummy. I have a great avacado recipe for you: Cut open one avacado, remove pit. Eat with spoon.

But first slice knife through every which way, squirt w/lime juice, sprinkle w/salt. Much mo better that way

aussiesmg
aussiesmg SuperDork
3/10/12 12:28 p.m.

I think I could break the InTraWeB on this thread

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy SuperDork
3/10/12 7:24 p.m.
RealMiniDriver wrote:
oldtin wrote: Wasn't today, but realized I put the engine/trans in a car and forgot the pilot bushing.
I didn't get that far, but I've put the two components together without the pilot bushing.

Once slid a B20 into a 75 240, was very happy with how simply the cluch lined up, got it mostly buttoned up, when I saw the clutch sitting on my bench.

Luckily, at the time, I could have a B20 out of a Volvo in about 30 minutes.

Sput
Sput New Reader
3/10/12 8:27 p.m.

Took a Zyrtek then had a a couple rum and cokes. just woke up and asked SWMBO if she's turned the clocks ahead. Not quite Sunday yet?

corytate
corytate Dork
3/10/12 8:30 p.m.

somehow I made it through today without anything that stands out.
I got home one day a couple months ago and realized I didn't put a hose clamp back on the boot for a tie rod end though.
Why do realizations always happen 5 hours after the time you could have rectified the situation?

davidjs
davidjs Reader
3/11/12 8:17 a.m.

Just yesterday I realized that one of the Discover envelopes I usually just shred expecting them to be more "convenience checks" was really the $50 Lowes gift card I was getting for my rewards bonus...

Crap.

Jay
Jay SuperDork
3/13/12 9:19 a.m.

I just ransacked the whole kitchen looking for the source of some surprise mouse turds on my counter. I've lived four years in this apartment and have never seen ANY evidence of mice or critters in here before. Spent the better part of an hour taking everything out of my cupboards and looking for where the heck they could have gotten in.

...then I remembered I cooked black rice yesterday. Yep, "turds" were actually a few grains I'd spilt on the counter when serving.

Fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 SuperDork
3/13/12 10:20 a.m.

Guy #1: Hey, this black rice is really good!

Guy #2: Um. That's not black rice.

aeronca65t
aeronca65t Dork
3/13/12 3:57 p.m.

A few weeks back I broke a rib while karting. Sooooo...I haven't been sleeping as well as I should.

Saturday I got up early and tried to move some lumber.
But I'm still not 100% due to lack of proper sleep (the rib keeps waking me up).

Sooooo......I dropped a heavy beam on my feet and broke both of my big toes (right in 3 places and left in 16 places).

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy SuperDork
3/13/12 6:36 p.m.
aeronca65t wrote: left in 16 places).

Taint broke. Tis crushed.

akamcfly
akamcfly Reader
3/13/12 6:55 p.m.

There are rookie mistakes and mistakes only an experienced person can make. Usually the "expert" mistakes are a lot dumber.

That was me today. I won't elaborate beyond that because it happened at work and I feel like a total tool - like a "my job 101" level thing that I totally missed.

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