Conspiracy Theories

L.W. Wright was actually Frank Beard from ZZ-Top

Hm.  5 pages and no patio fodder?

Proud of you folks!

914Driver said:

Hm.  5 pages and no patio fodder?

Proud of you folks!

It's a conspiracy.

In reply to 914Driver :

The patio isn't real, man. Never was. Just a plot to keep us plebs in line.

barefootskater said:

Some googling led me to this: http://educate-yourself.org/. Seems to be a source of information on just about everything. Poke around a bit, its fun.

Holy chromoly... that stuff is out there.  I can see that site killing a few hours and a lot of brain cells.

Here's a golden oldie..  with links to all sorts of these places.. where we all went down this rabbit hole before..  

https://grassrootsmotorsports.com/forum/off-topic-discussion/the-next-war/754/page1/

The cake is a lie

GameboyRMH said:

daeman said:

In reply to GameboyRMH :

Wait what? I'm an actor and hidden in South America? Tell me more, this is all very disturbing news to me 

Here you go, amigo!

https://www.indy100.com/article/flat-earth-conspiracy-theory-australia-new-zealand-maps-actors-hoax-britain-8334206

According to this theory you could also be an artificial intelligence

They also seem to take issue with at least the location of, if not the accepted existence of, some other places including New Zealand and Japan:

https://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Flat_Earth

Ok ok, you got me.... I best come clean. I am actually a hybridized human who has been spliced with artificial intelligence so as to be able to remain perfectly in character at all times whilst believing my own lies. I was born Pablo Hernandez, and come from a proud line of south American actors. Australia is a myth perpetuated by the British monarchs and things like kangaroos, platypus and echidnas are infact anamatronics. The skeletal remains and fossils of such animals are actually carefully fabricated by a group of highly trained sculpters.

The real reason for the disappearing of New Zealand is because the actors kept making mistakes and blowing the illusion, hence the introduction of AI into the Australian instalment of the great deceivement. This admission may actually cause the distruction of Australia and have untold consequences.

My ability to break character and divulge all this information is down to a couple of mistakes from other conspiracies. It's a combination of exposure to chemtrails (they fog our acting ability), MacDonald's pigfat icecream (I consumed it abroad, ours is laced with cow brains) and the electromagnetic cellular disruptors used at airports under the guise of body scanning (I'm not supposed to use public airports). If this post is seen by the wrong people I'll be reprogrammed and have no knowledge of it and will fiercely deny any such commentary.... Don't believe me, you now know the truth!

Jar Jar binks is a sith. 

This thread has made me appreciate rational wiki 

Mndsm said:

Jar Jar binks is a sith. 

That is some serious stuff. What C.S. Lewis would call "the deep magic"

My children just reminded me of a couple:

- Chuck-E-Cheese pizza “recycles” it’s pizza.  Employees collect uneaten pizza slices, return them to the kitchen, assemble them into a new pizza, and serve them again.

- Malaysia Airlines flight 370 was sucked into a tiny black hole

And I recently watched Zero Days, a documentary explaining how the Stuxnet computer virus was developed to undermine another country’s nuclear weapons program.  Pretty entertaining.

Adrian_Thompson said:

Marjorie Suddard said:

And good job actually having fun on the internet, everyone. This keeps up and we'll all get ice cream afterwards.

Margie

HAve you heard of the McDonalds ice cream conspiracy?

I don't know specifically what this conspiracy involves, but one day at an autocross, as we were setting up, a kid dropped the ball of goo off his McDonalds cone.  It was still intact as we were closing down at the end of a warm Sunday afternoon.

So, if the theory involves a "frozen" confection not made of milk, I'm a supporter.

George S. Patton was assassinated by the Russians, since he was the only U.S. military commander they feared and he was quite boisterous about his desire to fight the Russians "next" after WWII.  

barefootskater said:

Mndsm said:

Jar Jar binks is a sith. 

That is some serious stuff. What C.S. Lewis would call "the deep magic"

Yep, and in the very end, Lucas would not document the turn. If Jar Jar had gone sith at the end of Episode 3, it would change the ENTIRE trilogy, and the possible the future of the franchise. I'd argue for the better. 

Mndsm said:

Jar Jar binks is a sith. 

This thread is for wackadoo conspiracy theories, not facts.

Streetwiseguy said:

Adrian_Thompson said:

Marjorie Suddard said:

And good job actually having fun on the internet, everyone. This keeps up and we'll all get ice cream afterwards.

Margie

HAve you heard of the McDonalds ice cream conspiracy?

I don't know specifically what this conspiracy involves, but one day at an autocross, as we were setting up, a kid dropped the ball of goo off his McDonalds cone.  It was still intact as we were closing down at the end of a warm Sunday afternoon.

So, if the theory involves a "frozen" confection not made of milk, I'm a supporter.

https://www.quantifind.com/blog/mcdonalds-ice-cream-conspiracy-theory

paranoid_android said:

My children just reminded me of a couple:

- Chuck-E-Cheese pizza “recycles” it’s pizza.  Employees collect uneaten pizza slices, return them to the kitchen, assemble them into a new pizza, and serve them again.

"Food recycler" was a girlfriend's sister's job description at a once-popular(ish) restaurant named after a crustacean.  She quit after her first shift.

In reply to Knurled. :

The Krusty Krab garbage picked?

In reply to Wally :

You didn't call her "krusty krab" unless you wanted to get smacked upside the face.

(for truth, though, the first time she met me, she greeted me with "Don't know ya, have to kill ya.")

In reply to Knurled. :

I was trying to guess a crustacean themed eatery.

Knurled. said:

paranoid_android said:

My children just reminded me of a couple:

- Chuck-E-Cheese pizza “recycles” it’s pizza.  Employees collect uneaten pizza slices, return them to the kitchen, assemble them into a new pizza, and serve them again.

 

"Food recycler" was a girlfriend's sister's job description at a once-popular(ish) restaurant named after a crustacean.  She quit after her first shift.

I can disprove this one. I spent a few months working for charles entertainment cheese. Fact of the matter is, they pay us so bad, leftovers mean some of us get dinner that night. Also, I never reassembled a pizza, and I spent time in the kitchen. 

In reply to Wally :

And I was returning the serve by implying that she was a carrier ot several types of VD.

(seriously, who would voluntarily eat at a place called Krusty Krab?  That would be like going to a pizza parlor named after throwing up)

Knurled. said:

(seriously, who would voluntarily eat at a place called Krusty Krab?  That would be like going to a pizza parlor named after throwing up)

Well, neither Starfish or Sponges have brains. I guess the customers must not be that bright either.

Knurled. said:

In reply to Wally :

(seriously, who would voluntarily eat at a place called Krusty Krab?  That would be like going to a pizza parlor named after throwing up)

It’s a tough choice between the Krusty Krab and the Chum Bucket.