How about getting rid of "nuff said" after a puzzling comment? For example - "My Cavalier goes 180 mph. Nuff said."
Or how about the terms "Fail, Epic Fail, and all the variations of Owned" when said failure or ownership is not apparent?
For example -
Guy one: I prefer Valvoline to Castrol for my daily driver.
Guy two: EPIC FAIL! you moron.
Guy three: Snap! Guy two really P*wned yo butt!
OK, I will try to refrain from all of the sexual innuendo. 
Jeez.
Since this has turned into the general "let's whine because my insurance won't pay to have my vagina freshened" thread I will help you guys out:
Many of you would prefer that most of the people posting to have no personality on this board. Most of the people with the issues on this board have less than 250 posts and, while I appreciate your patronage, please understand that many of us have spent years getting our post counts to where they are by offering (occasionally) sound advice. We will occasionally throw out a PiitB or a FAILFANBOIFAIL but for the most part it this is a board of regular contributors who try to keep it light and fun.
This ain't Corner Carvers and please don't try to drag us down that road.
John
They REALLY call it cornhole? Around Chicago, we call it bagg-o.
Cold midwest winters breed weird.
Appleseed wrote: They REALLY call it cornhole? Around Chicago, we call it bagg-o. Cold midwest winters breed weird.
Yeah.... my sphincter STILL puckers everytime someone asks me if i want to play Cornhole.
They REALLY call it cornhole. You'll hear about "Cornhole Tournaments" on the radio, see them on TV, everyone is always talking about getting drunk and playing Cornhole.
It's so.... wrong to me.
Soooo... am I correct in assuming that somewhere in the mid-west it is perfectly acceptable for a Catholic priest to ask an alterboy if they want to play a game of cornhole?
Grade school teacher... "Cornhole at lunch everybody, OK"?
BWahahahahaha.
93celicaGT2 wrote: You'll hear about "Cornhole Tournaments" on the radio
Do they call them Cornhole Orgys?
93celicaGT2 wrote:Appleseed wrote: They REALLY call it cornhole? Around Chicago, we call it bagg-o. Cold midwest winters breed weird.Yeah.... my sphincter STILL puckers everytime someone asks me if i want to play Cornhole. They REALLY call it cornhole. You'll hear about "Cornhole Tournaments" on the radio, see them on TV, everyone is always talking about getting drunk and playing Cornhole. It's so.... wrong to me.
Yeah, it seems to be a fairly recent thing too. I've heard it called bag-o years ago, and then within the last couple of years, it's all about the corn hole. Took me by surprise too, and I've lived in Indiana most my life.
EastCoastMojo wrote: OK, I will try to refrain from all of the sexual innuendo.
I'm sorry, ECM, but that smilie is in violation of the "suggestive facial appendage" and "salacious orifice configuration" clauses of Part II of the Innuendo Prohibition Ordinance. You have 90 days to remove it or suffer penalty of law.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Soooo... am I correct in assuming that somewhere in the mid-west it is perfectly acceptable for a Catholic priest to ask an alterboy if they want to play a game of cornhole? Grade school teacher... "Cornhole at lunch everybody, OK"? BWahahahahaha.
You are correct. (shivers)
the hardest part of cornhole is getting the whole bag in the hole.
This thread has really turned down a different road...
....a dirt road...
The first time I drove by a hardware store with a sign advertising "Cornhole Supplies", I nearly wrecked my car.
I'm glad to see that i'm not the only one that is thoroughly weirded out by this.
I voice this to my friends here, and they look at me like i sprouted a "cornhole" on my forehead.
bludroptop wrote: The first time I drove by a hardware store with a sign advertising "Cornhole Supplies", I nearly wrecked my car.
The were having a sale on this:
Am I naive? What in heck is the innuendo in "it'll buff right out"? And cornhole = ewww.
16vCorey wrote: The were having a sale on this:
Cherry flavor? FLAVOR...?!
Lesley wrote: Am I naive? What in heck is the innuendo in "it'll buff right out"?
Think "taking things into your own hands" and you'll understand; quickly, too.
Yeah, the whole corn hole fascination thing has taken over the Midwest. Not really my thing...but to each their own. Whatever people do in the privacy of their own back yards is up to them.
aircooled wrote: This thread has really turned down a different road... ....a dirt road...
No. This thread has not gone down a dirt road. It's gone down the Hershey Highway. At speed.
Some people use the term similarly, as in:
"Get ready honey, I'm takin' the dirt road home tonight"
Of course it could be a city / country thing, road vs. highway that is... those city folk, always in a hurry.
don't get me wrong: i'm all for innuendo jokes.
also, "that'll buff out" isn't an innuendo joke, it is a wholly separate entity.
the "innuendo" jokes, which they really aren't in this case, are things like saying "oh man I need a change of pants after seeing that HOT car"
can everyone just avoid implying you just ejaculated all over your keyboard or something due to an image of a car.
Great: "Nice looking car."
Ok: "Thats a hot car."
Uhh: "Oh man, that car is so damn hot I have a boner now."
Please Refrain: "I need new underpants now."
thedude wrote: can everyone just avoid implying you just ejaculated all over your keyboard or something due to an image of a car.
Somehow, I think that you (and others who are like-minded) are in a minority who believe that phrase is intended as a sexual innuendo.
Get your mind out of the gutter!
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