Death to all but metal!

The wife and I are going to see Steel Panther tonight. I have to find some spandex and hairspray ASAP!

THAR SHE BLOWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You mean all buttmetal.

...that's a LOT of spandex...and surprisingly little hair spray

In reply to DrBoost: I'm going to tease up my back hair. I'll text you pics later.

that's not metal, that's poser glam bullE36 M3.

In reply to impulsive:

I see you miss the joke.

The show was awesome. The place was packed. The rocking was rocked.

impulsive wrote: that's not metal, that's poser glam bullE36 M3.

there are many kinds of metal, with glam being one of the accepted categories. that guy that made that bitchin documentary about metal a few years back even agreed- and he was more of a Scandinavian death metal kinda guy...

novaderrik wrote:

impulsive wrote: that's not metal, that's poser glam bullE36 M3.

there are many kinds of metal, with glam being one of the accepted categories. that guy that made that bitchin documentary about metal a few years back even agreed- and he was more of a Scandinavian death metal kinda guy...

Sam Dunn. He also did a series called metal evolution - so you know.

yeah got it, it's ironic, just like wearing glasses with no lenses and having a pedo mustache.

I know it tastes infected but it's probably ok...

it's satire, not irony.

akamcfly wrote:

novaderrik wrote:

impulsive wrote: that's not metal, that's poser glam bullE36 M3.

there are many kinds of metal, with glam being one of the accepted categories. that guy that made that bitchin documentary about metal a few years back even agreed- and he was more of a Scandinavian death metal kinda guy...

Sam Dunn. He also did a series called metal evolution - so you know.

google just found me the metal "family tree" that he made:

I suppose Tool would be in with the Nu-Metal group... or their own.

they've been playing this Xmas song by Steel Panther on the radio lately:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KmjHevZOC90

it's a new holiday classic..

RossD wrote: I suppose Tool would be in with the Nu-Metal group... or their own.

I definitely wouldn't lump them in with that Nu-Metal group.

I'll just leave this right here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U1Kfpmlu1sU It's really baaaaad ass metal!

z31maniac wrote:

RossD wrote: I suppose Tool would be in with the Nu-Metal group... or their own.

I definitely wouldn't lump them in with that Nu-Metal group.

Tool is Prog Rock. Albeit a 1990's, darkened take on it, but Prog all the way.

Nu-Metal... I have an argument with a friend of mine who is a real Metal elitist all the time. He states that Nu-Metal is nothing more than a record label-generated term, and that it should be classified as Alternative Hard Rock. He does have a point, as many of those Nu-Metal bands really have nothing to do with Metal at all.

And before anyone asks, YES, Metal needs to be classified in sub-genres. There are so many different types that it will make your head spin, yet it's all different. It is not all the same. That would be like saying all cars are the same. A Camry and a Ferrari are not even close to the same thing.

And Steel Panther rules.

I like songs about chicks and parties.

http://youtu.be/U1Kfpmlu1sU

this one too

In reply to novaderrik:

Ahem...3 posts above yours \m/

In reply to akamcfly:

I need to use that as an alarm coc...er...clock. Cluck you mother clucker!

CGLockRacer wrote: In reply to novaderrik: Ahem...3 posts above yours \m/

yeah, i posted the wrong one... posted from my tablet, and it does weird stuff sometimes.

this is the one i meant to post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v41N5KwJc84

as if there is such a thing as a place where metal is "inappropriate"...