and his Sham-Wow parachute was working fine until it started to rain. When that happened the Sham-Wow parachute soaked up all the water and...
and his Sham-Wow parachute was working fine until it started to rain. When that happened the Sham-Wow parachute soaked up all the water and...
....exploded, leaving a trail of armadillo feces and Armor All across the sky. Al Gore was so angered by this defacement of the environment that he immediately....
...strapped a fossil fuel guzzling 747 to each foot and jetted all across the planet arousing his fellow hypocrites, er, environmentalists and they made everyone in the world quit using incandescent bulbs and replace them with mercury containing compact fluorescents. This worked well until they reached DILYSI Dave's house where....
Dave immediately stole the engines off the 747 to install in his Mieta making it a MX-747. Dave then entered it in the Challenge and proved...
...that flat rate truly > hourly rate to get an army of slaves to build a Challenge car, unlike the clown's use of child labor. The car of course exploded the moment that the button was hit to snort flame from the bullhorns that poopshovel had craftily installed while no one was looking. The debris was scattered far and wide, earning Dave the coveted...
...Garret (Swarfalot) Jenkins Best Engineered Award, which had to be stripped from...
the designer of the GM "uni-stalk". As we all know...
...that guy then went to BMW to design the first iDrive. The universal hatred which greeted his 'discovery' shocked him so much that he tried to smack Chuck Norris upside the head. Then...
...Mojo mistook chuck for Billy Mayes, and attempted to stab his eyes out. The problem is, Chuck Norris's eyes are actually made out of...
silicone and angry armadillos, making the stabbing difficult and ineffective. The funny part was...
...Chuck got such a kick out of this he tried to stab himself in the eye. Then he stuck the knife in his mouth and chewed it up creating...
a new version of the Bond bad guy, Jaws, but based off of Chuck Norris. This new version of Chuck was so power full that...
he made the entire nation of Uzbekistan cower in his glory, and all he did was...
file a law suit
which billy3esq immediately took on. This girly car drivin' Esq had Chuck Norris' new persona...
and name leagally changed to Lee Marvin, who was almost certain not to sue. Meanwhile,...
in the deep dark depths of page three where this thread had fallen, the evil witch Hillery has cast a spell upon the earth. All women are now wearing pantsuits and...
Bill in utter dispear decided to look into the emerging market of sex-bots...
... which unfortunately are all made in China and the initial shipment was trapped by Somali pirates who wanted a $10 million ransom (plus 1/2 of the sexbots for themselves). Bill immediately...
realised the closest thing to his kind of woman was a drag queen. Oddly the first one he came across was Billy Mays clone #69 in a blue dress. The rest of the B.M. clones had already been killed by...
a brutal stabbing to the eye. 
Fortunately for Bill...
Mojo's knife got stuck in the eye of the last clone giving Billy time to run like...
...an angry armadillo right into the middle of the...
...New York City bus driver/rabid bicyclist confrontation where Wally...
World opens at 8 am. Lunch served today at the park is a Denny...
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