Toyman01
Toyman01 Dork
1/6/10 6:54 a.m.

Revival, South Dakota. Where the snow is deep, but the BS is deeper...

Talk about back from the dead.

4cylndrfury
4cylndrfury SuperDork
3/18/10 12:46 p.m.
DustoffDave wrote: ...Donald Trump, his hair, and a frenzied mob of...

health care lobyists. Theyre all pissed off about some guys ideas about the insurance industry...Im not quite sure what that is all about, but I do know one thing you should never, ever, EVER...

John Brown
John Brown SuperDork
3/18/10 1:22 p.m.

eat is...

Toyman01
Toyman01 Dork
3/18/10 5:46 p.m.

steak with no potatoes because this is the land of...

lewbud
lewbud Reader
3/18/10 10:37 p.m.

shiny happy people who don't eat meat and think that anything that has been picked has been murdered. However, a group of....

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
12/6/17 1:52 p.m.

...really ugly tourists in sombreros and tap shoes...

Robbie
Robbie PowerDork
12/6/17 2:40 p.m.
4cylndrfury said:
DustoffDave wrote: ...Donald Trump, his hair, and a frenzied mob of...

health care lobyists. Theyre all pissed off about some guys ideas about the insurance industry...Im not quite sure what that is all about, but I do know one thing you should never, ever, EVER...

Declared this post from 2010 to be incredibly profetic...

G_Body_Man
G_Body_Man UltraDork
12/6/17 3:33 p.m.

while also wondering what Margie stores under the patio. Perhaps it's...

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
12/6/17 4:06 p.m.

...hulks of Tim's previous, failed,...

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy UltimaDork
12/6/17 4:14 p.m.

home brewed alcohol powered British roadster, which would have worked, but for..

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
12/6/17 8:07 p.m.

...that missing bottle of smoke. After searching high and low...

SaltyDog
SaltyDog Reader
12/6/17 8:38 p.m.

He found out that searching High was MUCH more ......

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
12/6/17 10:15 p.m.

Difficult due to his diminutive stature but he was lucky that his degree in  early 20th century science fiction literature....

Hungary Bill
Hungary Bill UberDork
12/7/17 4:50 a.m.

combined with his blatant disregard for laws concerning the ethical treatment of insects...

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltimaDork
12/7/17 8:27 a.m.

... a large number of which had built a huge nest in his...

T.J.
T.J. MegaDork
12/7/17 9:59 a.m.

Son's hair. 

Fueled by Caffeine
Fueled by Caffeine MegaDork
12/7/17 10:17 a.m.

Which he still kept in his pants pocket years after his sons death which....

759NRNG
759NRNG Dork
12/7/17 11:27 a.m.

led to SWMBO leaving for Costa Rico with the pool boy.....

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
12/7/17 6:26 p.m.

...which was kind of bizarre as they had no pool. 

The next day...

... the pool boy, ironically named "Rico Costa", dumps said SWMBO at the bus station...

Toyman01
Toyman01 MegaDork
12/8/17 6:45 a.m.

...where she saw Denny, Andy, and a bear walking into a bar...

dean1484
dean1484 MegaDork
12/8/17 7:00 a.m.

Where Chuck Noris and MR T were still......

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UltimaDork
12/8/17 8:50 a.m.

..sitting at a table playing chess to see which one of them was truly the baddest badass to ever walk the earth.  Suddenly...

Wxdude10 - Mike
Wxdude10 - Mike Reader
12/8/17 10:28 a.m.

... two men walked into the bar.  The third one...

Robbie
Robbie PowerDork
12/8/17 11:16 a.m.

Was also Mr T, who had learned to clone himself while...

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