92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: I have internet memes all over my car. U MAD BRO?
Yes.
92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: I have internet memes all over my car. U MAD BRO?
Yes.
Grizz wrote:92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: I have internet memes all over my car. U MAD BRO?Yes.
y so srs?
92CelicaHalfTrac wrote:Grizz wrote:y so srs?92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: I have internet memes all over my car. U MAD BRO?Yes.
Cause I'm bored.
Grizz wrote:92CelicaHalfTrac wrote:Cause I'm bored.Grizz wrote:y so srs?92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: I have internet memes all over my car. U MAD BRO?Yes.
92CelicaHalfTrac wrote:Grizz wrote: In reply to xflowgolf: Never before have I wanted to key my own laptop screen. Douchiest E36 M3 I have ever seen.I have internet memes all over my car. U MAD BRO?
Internet memes are only funny when they remain on the internet, IMHO. When they cross over into real life, it becomes some lame inside joke in which no one is interested.
gamby wrote:92CelicaHalfTrac wrote:Internet memes are only funny when they remain on the internet, IMHO. When they cross over into real life, it becomes some lame inside joke in which no one is interested.Grizz wrote: In reply to xflowgolf: Never before have I wanted to key my own laptop screen. Douchiest E36 M3 I have ever seen.I have internet memes all over my car. U MAD BRO?
I dunno... many people were mightily amused by one sticker in particular on my car at the Challenge. I'll be working goatse into the mix next year.
In reply to 92CelicaHalfTrac:
I could probably allow a Challenge-related special dispensation, since it's nearly impossible to be douchey at the Challenge. One of the few places where douchey=funny.
phaze1todd wrote:mad_machine wrote:Stuff We All GetThe_Jed wrote: "What the berkeley do these toddlers mean when they say 'swag' ?"In theatre/entertainment businss.. "Swag" is what the bands give the stage hands-- usually a cheap Tee Shirt with the band's logo-- as a way of thanks. Not sure when the term got taken over by the idiots
And all this time - at least 25+ years - I've thought swag was a "scientific, wild-ass guess". 
Nah, "free swag"/"swag bags" will still exist outside of "having mad swag".
Same word, two very different meanings. A good night might involve having both. 
The_Jed wrote: I rarely get out in public during hours when normal people are conscious but on those few occasions when I do I'm usually left in a stupor, staring at someone and asking the wife what the berkeley is going on. (I'm 90% sure, at some point, I stumbled into a time machine that whisked me into the future.) This is followed by an explanation from her and another question from me: "So they're serious? Not forming the bill of your hat is a thing now?" "Pulling on pants that are meant for someone two feet shorter and 40 lbs lighter than yourself is a thing now?" "Wearing said flat brim hat on the rearmost part of your head with said flat brim pointing straight up is a thing now?" "Dressing like you ran through Goodwill covered in 2 sided tape is a thing now?" "Having a haggard beard is a thing now?" "Listening to E36 M3ty music is a thing now?" "They're doing it ironically?...Why?" "Why is everyone saying 'I know, right' ?" "What the berkeley do these toddlers mean when they say 'swag' ?" I imagine a lot of fads and trends have come and gone while I'm either machining parts, fixing cars, exercising or sleeping. 3rd shift will do that to you. There are a few trends that I like, for instance hot-linking pictures or pictures with captions or cats...cats are berkeleying hilarious! Get the berkeley off of my berkeleying lawn!!!!
I know, right?
phaze1todd wrote:mad_machine wrote:Stuff We All GetThe_Jed wrote: "What the berkeley do these toddlers mean when they say 'swag' ?"In theatre/entertainment businss.. "Swag" is what the bands give the stage hands-- usually a cheap Tee Shirt with the band's logo-- as a way of thanks. Not sure when the term got taken over by the idiots
Single White And Gay
92CelicaHalfTrac wrote:Grizz wrote: In reply to xflowgolf: Never before have I wanted to key my own laptop screen. Douchiest E36 M3 I have ever seen.I have internet memes all over my car. U MAD BRO?
I have stickers sideways on the back window of my E30, and have for more than 3 years. One of them is an orange "HOOLIGAN" sticker that I got from the westside guys at the challenge.
At this point, yes I think the fad has run its course. But I'm leaving mine on, because high school was fun and now my car is vintage, which is totally in y0.
Sorry if this is repeating the obviously bogus, but nothing offends me more than the "NUTZ" hanging off the rear of trucks here in the south. Angled stickerz?, Stuffed animalzzz? All cool, just keep the overcompenzzation to yourselvz.
92CelicaHalfTrac wrote:gamby wrote:I dunno... many people were mightily amused by one sticker in particular on my car at the Challenge. I'll be working goatse into the mix next year.92CelicaHalfTrac wrote:Internet memes are only funny when they remain on the internet, IMHO. When they cross over into real life, it becomes some lame inside joke in which no one is interested.Grizz wrote: In reply to xflowgolf: Never before have I wanted to key my own laptop screen. Douchiest E36 M3 I have ever seen.I have internet memes all over my car. U MAD BRO?
Is it a certain limited edition sticker on the side of the car perhaps?
gamby wrote: Internet memes are only funny when they remain on the internet, IMHO. When they cross over into real life, it becomes some lame inside joke in which no one is interested.
So correct I am giving you an A!
"Dude, it's gonna be soooo funny if you put that sticker on your car. tehehehehe."
The sticker bomb, stance people are the frat boy of the automotive world. They think they are really funny/witty/cool, but everyone else knows they are just trend following douchers and no one is impressed. Ya, I said it bro... Come at me bro!!!
92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: I dunno... many people were mightily amused by one sticker in particular on my car at the Challenge. I'll be working goatse into the mix next year.
Dude, silicone hands on either side of the exhaust tip. DO IT.
In reply to Grizz:
That's pretty much the plan, but will continue the chrome vinyl motif.
I am oddly curious about that. And now I feel dirty for wanting to see anything goatse related. Thanks
92CelicaHalfTrac wrote: In reply to Grizz: That's pretty much the plan, but will continue the chrome vinyl motif.
Don't forget to hang chrome truck nuts underneath. For added accuracy.
There's a big difference between "Swag, and "Shwag." The stance crowd is familiar with both.
And here I thought that Shwag was just crappy ditch weed from Mexico.
You learn something everyday.
JoeyM wrote:scardeal wrote: I just thought all this crap was Gangnam Style, yo!Only true if you are doing it to a Kia.The_Jed wrote: When I need clothes the first store I hit is Goodwill. On top of being a grumpy old fart I'm also a cheap bastid!I would like to subscribe to your newsletter
"Misanthropic Yeti"
Look for it at news stands this Spring!
The_Jed wrote:Grizz wrote:When I need clothes the first store I hit is Goodwill. On top of being a grumpy old fart I'm also a cheap bastid!The_Jed wrote: "Having a haggard beard is a thing now?" "Listening to E36 M3ty music is a thing now?"berkeley you old man! And E36 M3ty music has always been a thing. I was gonna say something about how I shop at goodwill, but then I realized you were talking about those idiots who dress like toddlers given free reign over what they get to wear that day and took it off the list.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QK8mJJJvaes
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