"Everything's a conspiracy when you don't know what's going on."

Dale Jr's Talladega qualifying time is way slower than last year's pole. It would have been 22nd on last year's grid. About the same with his last pole. Are the cars slower on the superspeedways this year?

They changed the aero package, and I'm pretty sure it took away a fair amount of down force.  The cars are more "entertaining" for the driver's this year.

So you're saying the "Car of Tomorrow" wings did 9/11?

In reply to Huckleberry :

What if I only agree to some from each level, do I just average it out?

I can't get past the incorrect possessive apostrophe in "Clinton's."

Not sure what the black pope one is but Arinze and Sarah have their supporters for the next go around. 

Level Seven contains the nefarious entities that control what level the other conspiracies get placed in.

Tom Suddard said:

I can't get past the incorrect possessive apostrophe in "Clinton's."

Now you're just starting a new conspiracy using the secret apostrophe sect.  They have meetings to see where they can cause chaos by randomly throwing out commas and apostrophes in places where they don't belong.  What's next, adding letters to common words, dangling participles, on purpose?  Where does it end?!!

Tom Suddard said:

I can't get past the incorrect possessive apostrophe in "Clinton's."

That and they put MKULTRA in with a bunch of tin foil hat grade stuff. 

I don't know what a lot of those are, and I know I'm scared to google most of them. 

Besides, everyone knows that Kennedy was killed by the Clintons, and they are actual aliens from area 51

Tom Suddard said:

I can't get past the incorrect possessive apostrophe in "Clinton's."

Hi Margie!

racerdave600 said:

Tom Suddard said:

I can't get past the incorrect possessive apostrophe in "Clinton's."

Now you're just starting a new conspiracy using the secret apostrophe sect.  They have meetings to see where they can cause chaos by randomly throwing out commas and apostrophes in places where they don't belong.  What's next, adding letters to common words, dangling participles, on purpose?  Where does it end?!!

To boldly split infinitives that no man has split before!

Back to the OP...

Yes they changed the aero package for the cars to make them more entertaining to watch. IE more crashing.

The multiple red flags and high number of DNFs shows that it worked.

Tom Suddard said:

I can't get past the incorrect possessive apostrophe in "Clinton's."

yes, the correct way should be: Clintons'. And the actual way it should read is Clintons

If you say “take me to the one called Clin-TON” into a spinning fan, it sounds really sci-fi spooky-spacy.

What level are anti vaxxers?

racerdave600 said:

Tom Suddard said:

I can't get past the incorrect possessive apostrophe in "Clinton's."

Now you're just starting a new conspiracy using the secret apostrophe sect.  They have meetings to see where they can cause chaos by randomly throwing out commas and apostrophes in places where they don't belong.  What's next, adding letters to common words, dangling participles, on purpose?  Where does it end?!!

I think your on to something. 

RX Reven' said:

If you say “take me to the one called Clin-TON” into a spinning fan, it sounds really sci-fi spooky-spacy.

Hi, Kang. Or is it Kodos?

I propose that Chemtrails and 9/11 was an inside job be moved down to level 2.  What's left in level 1 I'd say call level 0 they are more like items with opposing view points.

I had never heard of Project Bluebeam until that list either.  Wow, that's a doozy! 

I'm more concerned about the mind controlling sound wave signal that the NASCAR exhaust systems are tuned for. The signal only works when the cars are speeding up or down by large amounts. That's why there are more restarts and why they added a road course. The wrecks are planned to remove and cars that aren't putting out a strong enough signal, which actualy weakens the overal signal....

 

Conspiracy? I present to you (courtesy of Gravity's Rainbow) the Proverbs for Paranoids:

1. You may never get to touch the Master, but you can tickle his creatures.

2. The innocence of the creature is in inverse proportion to the immorality of the Master.

3. If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don't have to worry about answers.

4. You hide, They seek.

5. Paranoids are not paranoids because they're paranoid, but because they keep putting themselves, berkeleying idiots, deliberately into paranoid situations.

So, the others didn't tank to let Dale have pole?

The great thing about conspiracies is: if you don't believe in one, you automatically become part of it.

Anyone know of a good conspiracy theory Web site? I want to know WHAT'S GOING ON, and have a good laugh.