Ran accross this on FB. Google Florida man + Your birthday (Month/day)
I received:
"Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase"
Ran accross this on FB. Google Florida man + Your birthday (Month/day)
I received:
"Florida Man claiming people were "eating his brains" leads police on insane golf course chase"
I Googled "Florida Man" + "1/31" (My birthday) and got...
https://www.theroot.com/florida-man-sentenced-for-calling-flight-attendant-n-w-1822587869
Yes... He called her "All the words"
If you add the modifier "dies while" the results get way more funner.
July 29: Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand
Margie
January 16: Florida man who drove Ferrari into water said 'Jesus told him to'
December 4: Florida man attacked by gator, not seriously injured.
There was other content, but not much of it funny.
The Florida Man results were pretty depressing and unfunny for 12/13 but with a slight modification to the search terms we get:
"Alleged sex-demanding Florida Woman jailed in lovemaking fracas"
and that sounds about right.
December 3: Florida man puts semen in coworker's water.
June 28: Florida man sent back to jail after not paying for taxi ride home from jail
June 10
https://abc7.com/news/man-arrested-after-alleged-assault-with-pizza/776125/
Florida man accused of assaulting roommate with slice of pizza
Wednesday, June 10th, 2015
TREASURE ISLAND, FL -- Police in Florida say an argument over pizza ended with a man throwing a hot slice at his roommate.
According to the Tampa Tribune, the man's roommate called police after she says Daniel Allen Plunkett, 50, tossed a hot slice of pizza at her. She says it struck her left hand. The arrest report also states the woman had sauce on her shoulder. She was not injured.
Plunkett denied throwing the pizza, telling officers it was actually his roommate who was throwing pizza. Officers did note that Plunkett was shirtless and had sauce on his chest.
After further investigation, officers arrested Plunkett on charges of simple battery and for violating his felony probation.
Florida man steals tractor, gets tasered by deputy. <-- Good faceplant on this one
"Kill ‘Em With Kindness’: Florida Man Stabs Neighbor With Machete Named ‘Kindness’, Say Police"
https://miami.cbslocal.com/2019/01/14/florida-man-stabs-neighbor-machete-named-kindness-say-police/
November 25th.
I got "Florida man steals footlong sandwich in pants"
This past week a 12 O'clock boy tried to split traffic on a two lane whilst popping a wheelie on a very fat tired quad. On a slight bend. And I'd punched it because SE-R but I drive the road in front of me so no worries lift off move over and unsurprisingly look into the wretched angry face of the poor upset of this fallen world as he squeezes vertically through the gap I made for him.
Oh how I wish he meets such an end as this. 
Florida man guns down puppy from apartment balcony.
Well that is sad.
May 22 -
Florida man arrested after climbing on playground, telling kids where babies come from
OHSCrifle said:May 22 -
Florida man arrested after climbing on playground, telling kids where babies come from
A $118 fine? That'll cure what ails him. Not. 
And the cop was giving him leeway up to the playground incident. Geesh!
Florida man suspected of smelling woman's feet at library leads police on scooter chase.
He loses, but I...win? I don't know
12/7
Florida man charged with exposure at Pensacola strip club.
Marjorie Suddard said:July 29: Florida Man Makes Beer Run With Large Gator In Hand
Margie
Story was so good it was still around for August 2nd! I skipped the one about the guy at Walmart putting his cell phone on the ground under the woman in line in front of him...
11/29-
DANIA BEACH, Fla. — A Florida woman faces an aggravated assault charge after authorities say she passed gas in line at a dollar store and pulled a knife on a man who complained about it.
In reply to RevRico :
That was absolutely brilliant and crazy.
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