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Grtechguy
Grtechguy UltimaDork
1/13/14 11:01 a.m.

DrBoost
DrBoost PowerDork
1/13/14 11:29 a.m.

I used to tell people that when I was driving my mini around.

MadScientistMatt
MadScientistMatt UltraDork
1/14/14 11:37 a.m.

Is that a Tata Nano there? Appropriate choice.

If I ended up getting a Beetle TDI, I'd be tempted to put one of those stickers on it. Tempted, but probably wouldn't.

Enyar
Enyar HalfDork
1/14/14 11:49 a.m.
MadScientistMatt wrote: Is that a Tata Nano there? Appropriate choice. If I ended up getting a Beetle TDI, I'd be tempted to put one of those stickers on it. Tempted, but probably wouldn't.

I think it's a Ford Ka.

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner MegaDork
1/14/14 12:20 p.m.

Agreed, that's a Ka.

And I need about a gross of those stickers.

Duke
Duke UltimaDork
1/14/14 12:26 p.m.

I need an enormous penis to compensate for.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy UltimaDork
1/14/14 12:46 p.m.
Duke wrote: I need an enormous penis to compensate for.

Just accept your truck and deal with it ;)

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
1/14/14 4:33 p.m.
Grtechguy wrote:
Duke wrote: I need an enormous penis to compensate for.
Just accept your truck and deal with it ;)

exactly how small are we talking about? That is a pretty large truck

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
1/14/14 8:15 p.m.

Awww crap

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Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
1/14/14 9:22 p.m.

For Miata:

Lancer007
Lancer007 Reader
1/14/14 10:44 p.m.
Grtechguy wrote:
Duke wrote: I need an enormous penis to compensate for.
Just accept your truck and deal with it ;)

Might need to add some truck nuts depending on the person

Kenny_McCormic
Kenny_McCormic UltraDork
1/14/14 11:15 p.m.
mad_machine wrote:
Grtechguy wrote:
Duke wrote: I need an enormous penis to compensate for.
Just accept your truck and deal with it ;)
exactly how small are we talking about? That is a pretty large truck

Inverted.

ThunderCougarFalconGoat
ThunderCougarFalconGoat New Reader
1/15/14 6:32 a.m.

I usually just say "Of course it's a chick car, because I like girls. But if you want to attract guys with your man car, that's your choice."

Duke
Duke UltimaDork
1/15/14 8:36 a.m.
mad_machine wrote:
Grtechguy wrote:
Duke wrote: I need an enormous penis to compensate for.
Just accept your truck and deal with it ;)
exactly how small are we talking about? That is a pretty large truck

Hey, man, I'm not Ken Jeong or anything. I don't need that big a truck. More like this:

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
1/15/14 8:41 a.m.
Appleseed wrote: For Miata:

LOL

John Brown
John Brown MegaDork
1/15/14 4:30 p.m.
Keith Tanner wrote: Agreed, that's a Ka. And I need about a gross of those stickers.

Umm... you have a Cadillac that is nearly two Miatas wide and two more long...

Just saying ;)

Keith Tanner
Keith Tanner MegaDork
1/15/14 5:53 p.m.

That's just pure class, not compensation. Ladies love the Cadillac. It's how I met my wife. True story.

Although I do also own a 7700 lb diesel truck, so I can't throw a LOT of stones.

Appleseed
Appleseed UltimaDork
1/15/14 6:01 p.m.

You get a pass if you use it for real truck stuff.

iceracer
iceracer UberDork
1/15/14 6:04 p.m.

My Fiesta is sometimes called a chick car.

That's OK, I like chicks.

donalson
donalson PowerDork
1/16/14 1:06 a.m.
Grtechguy wrote:
Duke wrote: I need an enormous penis to compensate for.
Just accept your truck and deal with it ;)

Looks just like another truck here in TX... First time visiting I saw the average parking lot and snickered to my wife "I sure feel sorry for TX women"

Rufledt
Rufledt SuperDork
1/16/14 1:26 a.m.

So, I have an econoline, but it was given to me because my old car died. My dad gave it to me, so does the giantness say more about me, or my dad (who actually bought it)? If trucks get a pass for truck stuff does my van get a pass for when I took 7 girls to my senior prom, thus filling all of the van seats with people, also known as van stuff? Even though I didn't buy it, and it was given to me because it was the only free car available, I have made a choice to keep it, so is that the same as buying it? I'm confused on the details of how this all works.

I actually chose to have an rx8, which is kindof a miata, but a little bigger and flashier, so does that mean, comparison wise, I'm not as "endowed" as miata owners, but more so than super duty owners, and I require more to drink than both? That last part is probably true when it comes to caffeinated beverages.

For that rate, how do people who take a train rate . Very tiny, but in large groups?

Wally
Wally MegaDork
1/16/14 8:40 a.m.

I am hoping the Fiat will help me shed the "acorn" nickname I got in Jr High gym class.

16vCorey
16vCorey PowerDork
1/16/14 9:56 p.m.

I said something very similar to the guy who pulled up next to me in his giant 4x4 truck with a Harley in the back, while I was in an S10 with a scooter in the back. True story.

drsmooth
drsmooth Reader
1/17/14 12:26 a.m.

I was with some friends watching This at the bar up the street from my place a few weeks ago..

They have internet connected TVs and a good Pizza and wings deal on the nights we go..

A redneck decided to watch what we were watching from a distance.. After we were all done our food. He came up to us and asked what kind of racing this was...

After telling him; he declared that it was P*ssy racing (not sure if the Messageboard corrects that word so I put a * where the U should be). The redneck then extolled the virtues of NASCAR!!!

He extolled the virtues of NASCAR, as if we had never heard of NASCAR before... Furthermore when he said NASCAR, he meant Sprint Cup (although he said Winston Cup). He seemed unaware of the other series NASCAR sanctions..

After making it known to him that we were fully aware of NASCAR's existence, and generally choose not to watch it due to our general boredom with it. He seemed confused why people watching RACIN' wouldn't like NASCAR RACIN'.

We then, (mostly me)... Made him aware of why forms of racing, other than NASCAR exist without being rude...

I told said redneck.. Not everyone can afford to race "Winston Cup".

Some people have to race lesser forms of racing to get their fix of driving fast.

He still didn't seem to get it..

Gearheadotaku
Gearheadotaku UberDork
1/17/14 9:41 a.m.

was once accused of compensating while driving the Vette. My invitation to 'check and be sure' was turned down....

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