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DarkMonohue
DarkMonohue Dork
7/23/23 12:50 p.m.

Got to get more sleep

Up too late on GRM

Do they think I'm weird?

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter)
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
7/23/23 1:07 p.m.

Do they think I'm weird?

The Grassroots Motorsports hive?

Describes all of us!

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy MegaDork
7/23/23 1:17 p.m.

Describes all of us!

No glance at a Ferrari 

Strain neck at Bugeye

DarkMonohue
DarkMonohue Dork
7/23/23 4:55 p.m.

Strain neck at Bugeye

Totes adorbs, but I'm too fat

Time has not been kind

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy MegaDork
7/23/23 5:48 p.m.

Time has not been kind.

Rubber parts self destructing.

Aftermarket sucks.

DarkMonohue
DarkMonohue Dork
7/23/23 8:17 p.m.

Aftermarket sucks

But this thing's three decades old

Whatcha gonna do?

barefootcyborg5000
barefootcyborg5000 UltimaDork
7/23/23 8:34 p.m.

Whatcha gonna do 

when I roll up to the line

with eighty horses

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy MegaDork
7/23/23 8:44 p.m.

 Whatcha gonna do

Forty two years this summer.

Old stuff is trouble.

DarkMonohue
DarkMonohue Dork
7/23/23 10:10 p.m.

Well, boogers. Two different memes in response to my last. Either I play favorites or I split the thread in two. Neither is terribly appealing...

Alright, dorks, let's dance.

 

With eighty horses

Tires will chirp and heads will turn

Banging second gear

 

Old stuff is trouble

Paycheck worth of drivetrain parts

Banging second gear

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy MegaDork
7/23/23 11:15 p.m.

Banging second gear

Now 3rd gear I'm Cheech and Chong

Right here would be fine

 

 

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy MegaDork
7/24/23 9:29 a.m.

Right here would be fine

What says Tommy Chong to Cheech

You got any Speed?

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
7/24/23 2:06 p.m.

You got any speed?
You got some motivation;
Do you have the skill?

Jay_W
Jay_W SuperDork
7/24/23 7:07 p.m.

Do you have the skill?

Only one way to find out

If wall you hit, *no*..

DarkMonohue
DarkMonohue Dork
7/26/23 11:25 p.m.

If wall you hit, no.

If grass, spin, spin endlessly.

Assetto Corsa...

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy MegaDork
7/27/23 10:54 p.m.

Assetto Corsa...

I don't know what words to write 

Was that a Chevy?

DarkMonohue
DarkMonohue Dork
7/28/23 12:25 a.m.

Was that a Chevy?

Name sounds so evocative

The car, a let-down

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
7/28/23 11:26 a.m.

The car, a let down
Ad said completely rust free
Swiss cheese has less holes.

Datsun310Guy
Datsun310Guy MegaDork
7/28/23 12:38 p.m.

Swiss cheese has less holes

Pontiac Grand Am we had

I rust in four years

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
7/28/23 10:36 p.m.

I rust in four years

Silverado cab corners

Loan term, seven years. 

OHSCrifle
OHSCrifle UberDork
7/28/23 10:49 p.m.

Loan term, seven years

Got 'em with the old four square

berkeley that berkeleying car 

DarkMonohue
DarkMonohue Dork
7/28/23 11:11 p.m.

Berkeley that berkeleying car!

Why'd we take it in on trade?

Auction that turd off.

DarkMonohue
DarkMonohue Dork
8/1/23 11:46 p.m.

Auction that turd off

Ebay takes a massive cut

Not sure it's worth it

Driven5
Driven5 UberDork
8/2/23 12:34 a.m.

Not sure it's worth it.

"I know what I've got" he says.

Time to low-ball him.

Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos)
Brett_Murphy (Agent of Chaos) MegaDork
8/2/23 1:30 p.m.

Time to low-ball him
I know what he's got, I think
It's a hooptie ride

Floating Doc (Forum Supporter)
Floating Doc (Forum Supporter) UltimaDork
8/2/23 1:47 p.m.

It's a Hooptie ride
 

Glad no rust in Florida

All my cars are old

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