Haiku's

I wrote a haiku for all the civic owners out there. My inspiration was the 89 Si that will be in my garage within the next week. Feel free to contribute your own haiku.

89 Si-ku

Double wishbone fun

Just over two thousand pounds

What quarter panels?

Haiku for the Cobra:

Four point six liters; Three hundred five horse power; Oh crap! A corner!

Haiku for my Mustang 2.3 autotragic.

A4LD; Shift dammit shift, won't you?; Automatics...

Haiku's are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Miata Corvette

Haiku for my new Peugeot.

Frugal French diesel; negative reputation; soldiers on, always.

For the Celica:

Sixty-Nine Mustang; Built at seven-eighths scale with; A forklift motor

Mazda Miata

P-Seventy One, E-Thirty

All Questions Answered

Lotus position:
Head is under the dashboard
Solder gun in mouth

Beetle waiting,

Mofo needs a donor engine,

for two hundred bucks.

Bought a Miata. My friend Steven called me gay. He drives an Outback.

Miss my manual

G20 auto...no fun

2K to convert

Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working. Brit cars are like that.

What, we finished fourth? I am ecstatic that we Didn't DNF!

Pretty cool, ain't it? Smoking a car in something That costs way way less

Hippopotamus

Antihippopotamus

Annihilate

Closer apexes

Shaving that last half second

Plus one on the time

good bye to a friend

I never really knew to well

S L is like that

thatsnowinnebago wrote: Hippopotamus Antihippopotamus Annihilate

Hilarious, but aren't you a syllable short in the last line?

Here's one for my fellow rotary owners:

Apex seal chipped

Thick smoke billows everywhere

Another rebuild

thatsnowinnebago wrote: Hippopotamus Antihippopotamus Annihilated

Fixed

How to Write a Hyku

First five syllables

Then you get to use seven

Then use five again.

Another Rotary Hyku

Open manual

"70K, change engine"

Buy a Miata

Miata Hyku

Buy a Miata

This thing has no Horse Power

Buy a Fox Mustang

We're finally getting some rain in metro Atlanta. It's good, but...

Golf was not running

Corrado has balding tires

Aquaplaning to workplace

EDIT: Dangit, that's two sevens! Back to the drawing board...

"Aquaplane to work."

the last line is five syllables.

Salanis wrote: Closer apexes Shaving that last half second Plus one on the time

Nice!

Old soldiers lie there

Waiting for another day

Fearing Miatas