DrBoost
DrBoost MegaDork
7/25/23 11:43 a.m.

Cruising through facebook marketplace I find this thing. No idea what it is, not sure I want to know really.  But I'll ask the hive mind here.  
The seller says he knows nothing about it, but it appears to be missing one piece (there seems to be a hinge that isn't attached to anything) and that he got it in a storage unit.  

Woody (Forum Supportum)
Woody (Forum Supportum) MegaDork
7/25/23 11:57 a.m.

I think that's some form of massage table. 
 

You should probably bleach the E36 M3 out of that thing if you decide to bring it home though. 

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
7/25/23 11:58 a.m.

If only it could talk.  The stories it might tell!  cheeky

GIRTHQUAKE
GIRTHQUAKE UltraDork
7/25/23 12:07 p.m.

It had clips on the "front" end as well, on the upper corners. My bet is it's some kind of gynecological examination table, and those clips are for the leg stirrups; the lower pad is so a practitioner can lean down on one knee and "in" for comfort.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
7/25/23 12:16 p.m.
GIRTHQUAKE said:

It had clips on the "front" end as well, on the upper corners. My bet is it's some kind of gynecological examination table, and those clips are for the leg stirrups; the lower pad is so a practitioner can lean down on one knee and "in" for comfort.

I ain't buyin' it.  When's the last time you saw door hinges and window sash locks on a piece of medical equipment?  It doesn't look particularly old.  Definitely homemade.

GIRTHQUAKE
GIRTHQUAKE UltraDork
7/25/23 12:27 p.m.
1988RedT2 said:

I ain't buyin' it.  When's the last time you saw door hinges and window sash locks on a piece of medical equipment?  

One of my standby ambulances 6 years ago, unit 996. Equipment doors wouldn't stay shut and were wallowed out from decades of use, so one day posting I got tired of the rattling and we spent ~$6 at menards for basic hinges and one of those slide-bar bathroom locks to keep it all shut.

Plenty of E36 M3 in a hospital even gets jury-rigged until replacements are found.

Old_Town
Old_Town Reader
7/25/23 12:40 p.m.

Oh, easy - That is used with these tools as a GRM torture device.

 

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 MegaDork
7/25/23 12:43 p.m.

In reply to GIRTHQUAKE :

Interesting.

AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter)
AngryCorvair (Forum Supporter) MegaDork
7/25/23 12:46 p.m.

comment deleted.  this is a family place.

DrBoost
DrBoost MegaDork
7/25/23 1:39 p.m.

Ok, so mine wasn't the only mind that went there I see LOL.  

It does look like it needs to be submerged in bleach for a few hours before, well, anything else. 

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
7/25/23 5:32 p.m.

Curling bench?  Elbows up top, butt on the bottom, pull 30 lbs up to your face.

Steve_Jones
Steve_Jones SuperDork
7/25/23 6:48 p.m.

Reverse image search brings up exactly what we all think it's for. 
 

 

DrBoost
DrBoost MegaDork
7/26/23 8:47 a.m.

In reply to Steve_Jones :

I couldn't find THAT thing, but I think I found it's brothers and sisters lol.  

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
7/26/23 10:03 a.m.

Bring out the gimp...

Steve_Jones
Steve_Jones SuperDork
7/26/23 10:35 a.m.
Appleseed said:

Bring out the gimp...

I was going to post a gimp gif on my answer, but thought better of it.

 

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
7/26/23 10:41 a.m.

In reply to Steve_Jones :

I'm the same person at a wedding as I am at a funeral.

 

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