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DILYSI Dave
DILYSI Dave MegaDork
4/8/13 11:00 p.m.

VTEC y0!

turboswede
turboswede PowerDork
4/8/13 11:24 p.m.

Go Go Gadget Car/Helicopter

ACME Road Runner Detector On/Off

Duck Season/Wabbit Season

It's: On like Donkey Kong/Monty Python's Flying Circus

Strizzo
Strizzo UberDork
4/9/13 12:33 a.m.

GO BABY GO!

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
4/9/13 1:07 a.m.

jato

DuctTape&Bondo
DuctTape&Bondo HalfDork
4/9/13 1:21 a.m.

Some good ones already.

I'd like to add; Flapper Jack On/Off (I have no idea what this means or why I thought of it)

and

Danger to Manifold On/Off

fasted58
fasted58 UberDork
4/9/13 1:43 a.m.

HIS/ HERS

JoeyM
JoeyM UltimaDork
4/9/13 5:41 a.m.

oil/spikes (james bond car's defensive weaponry against pursuers)

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
4/9/13 5:48 a.m.

Light Speed

logdog
logdog HalfDork
4/9/13 5:51 a.m.
DuctTape&Bondo wrote: Some good ones already. Danger to Manifold On/Off

I really like this one!

logdog
logdog HalfDork
4/9/13 5:51 a.m.
914Driver wrote: Light Speed

Lightspeed/Darkspeed?

JtspellS
JtspellS Dork
4/9/13 5:53 a.m.

Wire it to a light next to the passenger and label it light, then show said passanger the light

Curmudgeon
Curmudgeon MegaDork
4/9/13 6:57 a.m.

DO NOT USE

SELF DESTRUCT

Sky_Render
Sky_Render Dork
4/9/13 7:04 a.m.
JoeyM wrote:
Knurled wrote:
JoeyM wrote:
Knurled wrote: "Magic"
+1 One side should say "magic" and the other "more magic". Remember, though, that a switch labeled that way MUST be kept "more magic" position
That's why when not set to "Magic", the ignition coil gets grounded out. (and yes, that story was the inspiration, so THREE people knew of it... )

Oh! Oh! Oh! It's a Honda! So the switch should be:

VTEC / MORE VTEC

spitfirebill
spitfirebill UltraDork
4/9/13 7:10 a.m.

Ejector seat ala James Bond

Gasoline
Gasoline Dork
4/9/13 7:14 a.m.

"Panty Dropper"

16vCorey
16vCorey PowerDork
4/9/13 8:13 a.m.

Hydrocellator

alstevens
alstevens New Reader
4/9/13 8:13 a.m.

SQUID - Sprays a car following with ink

dinger
dinger Reader
4/9/13 8:13 a.m.

My race car has "MISSILES" and "?????" underneath the two switches that don't do anything.

DaveEstey
DaveEstey SuperDork
4/9/13 8:14 a.m.

VTEC Fluid Injection

slantvaliant
slantvaliant SuperDork
4/9/13 8:16 a.m.

CRM 114

SyntheticBlinkerFluid
SyntheticBlinkerFluid UberDork
4/9/13 8:31 a.m.

Above: "OFF"

Below: "Vin Diesel"

logdog
logdog HalfDork
4/9/13 8:44 a.m.

Finalists

93EXCivic
93EXCivic MegaDork
4/9/13 8:45 a.m.

My Civic has a switch like that. Never thought that it might be hooked to neon.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH UltimaDork
4/9/13 9:42 a.m.

LOL "Danger to Manifold" is good...but I think I like the "Chuck Norris / Jackie Chan" one best because there's no hint at what it might do, yet you think it might do something (unlike the cowbell thing which is clearly a joke).

slefain
slefain UltraDork
4/9/13 9:47 a.m.

Well if it is truly useless and a waste of space, you can name it after my uncle Allen.

If it was a Jaguar I'd label it "Lights - Flicker / Dim".

How about "V-TEC - Kicked In Yo, Not Kicked In".

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