Hey Jensenman.. I found your retirement home..

http://cgi.ebay.com/MOTOR-SPORT-PARK-FOR-ATVS-MOTORCROSS-TT-Drag-strip_W0QQitemZ180290503612QQcmdZViewItemQQptZCommercial?hash=item180290503612&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14&_trkparms=72%3A1205|66%3A2|65%3A12|39%3A1|240%3A1318

Right up your alley.

And priced right a just under a million.

Pocket change. Wonder if there's enough room to put in a road course?

we're all invited to come visit right? I won't be ready to ready to retire for .......

uhmmm......

well with this economy about 5 years after I die in about 50 years

Note that the current owners are selling it to retire - looks like a good place for retirement to me!

What, exactlly, is a "hair scramble"?

slantvaliant wrote: Note that the current owners are selling it to retire - looks like a good place for retirement to me!

Man, i would love to do that. Reality = not bloody likely.

slantvaliant wrote: What, exactlly, is a "hair scramble"?

'Hair scramble' is a butchered misspelling of 'hare scramble'. A hare scramble is like a long motocross through the woods. The course is generally between 5 and 10 miles long, in most cases you do the most laps possible in a given time. Generally it's two hours for the novice/amateur classes and three hours for the pros. The amateur classes are generally run in the morning, there's a break of about an hour, then the pros run. There's a National level circuit called GNCC or Grand National Cross Country.

"Hair scramble" is what I get when I drive to work in the morning with wet hair and my top down.

I figured something like that, but had a really ugly mental image of ... nevermind.

ohh..

I thought Hair scramble was what you get when you order eggs at the Waffle House.. rimshot

billy3esq wrote: "Hair scramble" is what I get when I drive to work in the morning with wet hair and my top down.

From your avatar pic, you may not have to worry about that much longer.

Nah, my hair's fine. I just have an oversized forehead for cooling my enormous brain. It's really more of a fivehead. :D

Hmm, cheaper than a lot of 4-bedroom houses down here!