I finally got a redneck truck!

Whiskey in the washer fluid reservoir. Hose run to a dummy A/C vent. That's how the smart alcoholic rolls.

Have you found the hidey hole under the back seats?

More seriously, a lot of Rednecks I know will drive a Toyota without complaint. It's got a bed, most have 4WD, can be lifted, and can be driven forever + one day with just maintenance and gas. Older ones also have the additional halo of being easy to work on. Vital for the young rednecks in life.

corytate wrote:

Snowdoggie wrote: That isn't a redneck truck. A redneck truck requires an open pickup bed to throw empty beer cans into while you drive.

in the trooper you just toss them over your shoulder. no need to worry about them flying out, they may, however, hit the backseat passengers in the face

If I try that in my Cherokee I would probably hit one or more large dogs in the face and one of them might get rather annoyed.

Another reason NOT to drink beer in the Jeep.

Redneck ZAV?

poopshovel wrote: Whiskey in the washer fluid reservoir. Hose run to a dummy A/C vent. That's how the smart alcoholic rolls.

A certain someone I know had a keg in the trunk and a tap on the dash.

All kinds of shenanigans in my college days were perpetrated in and around a Trooper much like that one, owned by a good friend. Tractor simple and although not famous for reliability, for a GRMer, no problem- there's not that much to break.

Snowdoggie wrote:

corytate wrote:

Snowdoggie wrote: That isn't a redneck truck. A redneck truck requires an open pickup bed to throw empty beer cans into while you drive.

in the trooper you just toss them over your shoulder. no need to worry about them flying out, they may, however, hit the backseat passengers in the face

If I try that in my Cherokee I would probably hit one or more large dogs in the face and one of them might get rather annoyed. Another reason NOT to have dogs.

Fixed

imirk wrote: Have you found the hidey hole under the back seats?

Not yet... but I have wondered what's in that space and how I get at it. I was hoping I could put an air tank under there.

While that is cool, it's not redneck, and not truck

Strizzo wrote: While that is cool, it's not redneck, and not truck

Need a little more redneck? Add the stars and bars up front

and some truck nuts in back

Strizzo wrote: While that is cool, it's not redneck, and not truck

GRM is outta touch, man!

Nice vehicle,however; Japanese SUV = Red Neck? Not seeing it. Maybe in Florida, here they go back to the Earth before they get a category.

I put 180,000 miles on a 4-Runner and turned it over to my kid, can't kill them I've tried. They just rust away.....

If you find another rust free specimen like that, please call me.

Dan

It's Florida. We could turn an Alfa into a redneck vehicle, just by bolting on that plate.

Margie

My condolences ....

Need a little more redneck? Add the stars and bars up front

See, most rednecks also fly this one, and call it the "Stars and Bars"

I hate even linking to the thing.

then you gotta add "the south will rise again"... typically it's being flown on a pole held by a confederate skeleton...

gota love the reneck rivera...

DoctorBlade wrote:

Need a little more redneck? Add the stars and bars up front

See, most rednecks also fly this one, and call it the "Stars and Bars"

Yup, many do. Despite this, they are wrong. That (if square) is either the confederate battle flag or a portion of "The Stainless Banner"

It's the new Rover. Take it to Naples and show us some Gator skin.

Now that the Isuzu is in the fold, what happens to the Bimmer?

TRoglodyte wrote: Take it to Naples

Yes. The Mile O' Mud will definitely help to redneck-ify any vehicle.

I had my time with a redneck truck

My F250 towing my old 84 Dodge W150 out to it's new owner.

Jerry From LA wrote: Now that the Isuzu is in the fold, what happens to the Bimmer?

It sits comfortably in the garage during the week, and gets driven on nice weekend days.

Back from the dead!

Here are the pictures I promised in the first post:

Since I took these/ made this thread I've added the Thule roof rack from my BMW, a nice stereo setup, and some Hella driving lights.

That's pretty clean. I see you added more lights, but you still need more.