I just did the second most manly thing you can do

RealMiniDriver wrote:

John Brown wrote: Perform your own vasectomy?

Jog home after your vasectomy?

Jog to work as a kickbox instructor after performing your own vasectomy?

Marty! wrote: Survive a earthquake?

Cause an Earthquake

Oh wait, that's supposed to be in the "Whats the most supervillan thing you can do?" thread

Eat 30lbs of beef jerky. In one sitting?

neckromacr wrote:

Marty! wrote: Survive a earthquake?

Cause an Earthquake Oh wait, that's supposed to be in the "Whats the most supervillan thing you can do?" thread

I should also add for those that didn't know.... There was a quake in North Central IL this morning (OP is in IL also). Was supposedly felt over 200 miles away.

I didn't want to come off as insensitive to our Haitian friends.

Marty! wrote: I didn't want to come off as insensitive to our Haitian friends.

Your Political Correctness is rendered moot by your avatar.

Kill a spider?

Marty! wrote:

neckromacr wrote:

Marty! wrote: Survive a earthquake?

Cause an Earthquake Oh wait, that's supposed to be in the "Whats the most supervillan thing you can do?" thread

I should also add for those that didn't know.... There was a quake in North Central IL this morning (OP is in IL also). Was supposedly felt over 200 miles away. I didn't want to come off as insensitive to our Haitian friends.

Actually, I farted. Pretty manly E36 M3 I might add.

I tried to buy plugs for my truck yesterday, but couldn't find any.

Does that mean I'm a failure as a man?

Marty! wrote:

neckromacr wrote:

Marty! wrote: Survive a earthquake?

Cause an Earthquake Oh wait, that's supposed to be in the "Whats the most supervillan thing you can do?" thread

I should also add for those that didn't know.... There was a quake in North Central IL this morning (OP is in IL also). Was supposedly felt over 200 miles away. I didn't want to come off as insensitive to our Haitian friends.

My mom called me early this morning, (she is in rockford about 40 miles from the epicenter) to tell me about it. My IUndergrauate Degree is in GeoPhysics :)

Drive a miata?

Datsun1500 wrote:

John Brown wrote: Bitch slap Chuck Norris? Twice?

Nobody has ever bitch slapped Chuck Norris twice... Chuck himself tried to and was denied.

Lee Marvin does it all the time. And he's been dead for 22 years. Deny that, and Lee Marvin will bitch slap YOU!

Knocked up your old lady?

I mean: procreated with your lovely wife?

Produce Sperm?

Drive a Studebaker...............really fast

i dont get it. why .35?

.035 that was the gap, did I state that wrong earlier?

I put them in tonight. Smoothed out my idle, nice.

I don't actually have a #1 manly thing, I was fishing to see what everyone else came up with.

Wrestle a killer whale?

Best a Coconut Crab in hand-to-hand combat? Then dine, victorious, on its defeated corpse.

EricM wrote:

Marty! wrote:

neckromacr wrote:

Marty! wrote: Survive a earthquake?

Cause an Earthquake Oh wait, that's supposed to be in the "Whats the most supervillan thing you can do?" thread

I should also add for those that didn't know.... There was a quake in North Central IL this morning (OP is in IL also). Was supposedly felt over 200 miles away. I didn't want to come off as insensitive to our Haitian friends.

My mom called me early this morning, (she is in rockford about 40 miles from the epicenter) to tell me about it. My IUndergrauate Degree is in GeoPhysics :)

Wow, I've been on the road all day so I didn't hear anything about the quake, but 4am is my normal wakeup time & I was lying in bed barely awake thinking it felt like the upstairs of our house was slightly moving(that part of the house was built in 1878, so it wiggles a bit when the trains come through town sometimes & we're a couple blocks from the tracks). I remember thinking I must have been imagining it, and that it didn't feel anything like the Southern-IL quake from about a year ago.

Adding "with your penis" to most of the preceding suggestions is too funny....

"Cause an Earthquake" "Kill a spider" "The dishes"

GlennS wrote: boxed a kangaroo or a monkey that knows taekwondo?

Ha, I boxed with a roo at the ripe old age of 4, one hit and I was done for, he proved his manhood that day.

wheels777 wrote: Drive a Studebaker...............really fast

Other than fart, this is probably the only other manly thing that has actually been done by this thread's posters

Mental wrote: Other than fart, this is probably the only other manly thing that has actually been done by this thread's posters

Dream on! What you don't know can't hurt us.........

Posting to GRM whilst sitting on the can??

Joey

Mental wrote:

wheels777 wrote: Drive a Studebaker...............really fast

Other than fart, this is probably the only other manly thing that has actually been done by this thread's posters

Hey now, I just survived a legitimate earthquake. And farted.