I just did the second most manly thing you can do

Appleseed wrote:

Mental wrote:

wheels777 wrote: Drive a Studebaker...............really fast

Other than fart, this is probably the only other manly thing that has actually been done by this thread's posters

Hey now, I just survived a legitimate earthquake. And farted.

Man-up.

You sharted, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?

oldsaw wrote: Man-up. You sharted, didn't you? DIDN'T YOU?

Favorite quote from all my years of playing hockey:

"No Goshdarn sharting on the Goshdarn bench, you berkeleying shiny happy person!"

We need a filter word for "GoshDarn"

Just saved 15% or more by switching to Geico?

Appleseed wrote:

Mental wrote:

wheels777 wrote: Drive a Studebaker...............really fast

Other than fart, this is probably the only other manly thing that has actually been done by this thread's posters

Hey now, I just survived a legitimate earthquake. And farted.

Next time you are driving down the highway at 80, just think about the Stude going 100 mph faster than that. I promise you can't fart.

You underestimate us

Wally wrote: You underestimate us

Sorry Wally, but at 180 you can poop your pants, but you can't fart. Trust me on this one.

EricM wrote: I bought spark plugs. I then Gapped them to .035 Later I will drink a beer and feed raw meet to my dog. Anyone know what the number 1 manly thing is? (hint: it is not sex)

Cleared the zombies on the path from the graveyard to the safehouse with nothing but a pen-knife and a shinai?

zomby woof wrote: I tried to buy plugs for my truck yesterday, but couldn't find any. Does that mean I'm a failure as a man?

Sadly, yes that is exactly what it means.

Wait, are you a hockey player?

friedgreencorrado wrote:

EricM wrote: I bought spark plugs. I then Gapped them to .035 Later I will drink a beer and feed raw meet to my dog. Anyone know what the number 1 manly thing is? (hint: it is not sex)

Cleared the zombies on the path from the graveyard to the safehouse with nothing but a pen-knife and a shinai?

(I am building the Jeep to be a Zombie Outbreak Response Vehicle)

here is a sketch:

And here is part of the Logo I am creating:

EricM wrote:

zomby woof wrote: I tried to buy plugs for my truck yesterday, but couldn't find any. Does that mean I'm a failure as a man?

Sadly, yes that is exactly what it means. Wait, are you a hockey player?

Unless his truck is a diesel, then he is just stupid.

Rusnak_322 wrote:

EricM wrote:

zomby woof wrote: I tried to buy plugs for my truck yesterday, but couldn't find any. Does that mean I'm a failure as a man?

Sadly, yes that is exactly what it means. Wait, are you a hockey player?

Unless his truck is a diesel, then he is just stupid.

Damn, I didn't hink of that.

My Manhood minus one.

joey48442 wrote: Posting to GRM whilst sitting on the can??

As a follow-on -- leaving the lid up or down despite SWMBOs protests???

Tell me you didn;t pour it on your hootus . . .

Drink a beer while shoveling snow this morning? Thats what I did this morning and felt pretty manly..

EricM wrote: I bought spark plugs. I then Gapped them to .035 Later I will drink a beer and feed raw meet to my dog. Anyone know what the number 1 manly thing is? (hint: it is not sex)

I'm gonna go with...stare at boobs.

EastCoastMojo wrote:

EricM wrote: I bought spark plugs. I then Gapped them to .035 Later I will drink a beer and feed raw meet to my dog. Anyone know what the number 1 manly thing is? (hint: it is not sex)

I'm gonna go with...stare at boobs.

Whenever possible, I go with ...stare at boobs.

all i heard was ECM saying shes gonna go stare at boobs...cmon, this is a family site

I just got back from driving through 1 foot of snow while we are in a snow emergency to go get 2lbs of bacon.

The P's have got you trained right kid.

Today I drove a Kia Spectra that I dragged out of a junkyard, with no left front fender, no front bumper and no hood, twenty-one miles home, in the snow, on bald tires with the brake line to the right rear drum pinched off with vice-grips (otherwise, there would have been no brakes at all).

Does that count as "manly" or is it, as my wife says, "just stupid"?

M030 wrote: Does that count as "manly" or is it, as my wife says, "just stupid"?

It's such a fine line.

Keith wrote:

M030 wrote: Does that count as "manly" or is it, as my wife says, "just stupid"?

It's such a fine line.

Infinitesimally fine. And I do my best to walk it.

Appleseed wrote:

Mental wrote:

wheels777 wrote: Drive a Studebaker...............really fast

Other than fart, this is probably the only other manly thing that has actually been done by this thread's posters

Hey now, I just survived a legitimate earthquake. And farted.

I don;t think you realize how fast that Studebaker is....

ratghia wrote: I just got back from driving through 1 foot of snow while we are in a snow emergency to go get 2lbs of bacon.

Sigh.

I wish my kid was an enthusiast.

EricM wrote:

I like the cricket bat. A little style with your mayhem.