So J.G. just started exclaiming and going "Ouch! Crap! Ouch!" in the office next to me. I figured he hit his knee on his desk or something, the way I sometimes do, and said, "Ooops--desk fail."
His reply? "No! Ouch! Pants fail!"
Seriously, who neuters themselves with their own pants while they're sitting there working away at their desk? He was probably daydreaming about Clooney again. Only here....
Margie
Sounds like he forgot to lock his zipper when he went to the restroom last time. I have done that before and it really hurts when you stand up wrong or some times just move your legs wrong. That is why I don't go commando any more.
Fellas, back me up on this. You know that seam that runs through the center of your pants? The one that has absolutely no stretch? Yeah, that one. Who among us has not had some unperceived nut migration across that stitched maginot line, only to cross their legs a moment later and get the full Boston strangler in sac-ramento.
jg
You're doing it wrong. 
Isn't Meg going to take the "sac" out of Sacramento?
C'mon, admit what really happened - you blew 'em out earlier and fixed the inseam with staples and duct tape.
JG, I hope you keep the door to your office closed when you are "working",
JG Pasterjak wrote: Fellas, back me up on this. You know that seam that runs through the center of your pants? The one that has absolutely no stretch? Yeah, that one. Who among us has not had some unperceived nut migration across that stitched maginot line, only to cross their legs a moment later and get the full Boston strangler in sac-ramento. jg
I do that constantly. Maybe my jeans are too tight.
JG, you need these "riding jeans"!
Hotlinked for truth
jg
A friend of mine claimed that very same thing. None of our other friends has ever had that problem so we called BS on him. I can only imagine how long it had been since he had had sex to make his sac drop that far.
Duluth Trading Company "Ballroom" jeans: Link
Where I used to work we had rules about playing with yourself in the office. Margie, you need to post those someplace near his office.
dyintorace wrote: JG, you need these "riding jeans"! Hotlinked for truth
Proving, once again, that there is no question that this board can't answer, no dilemma it can't solve--and usually in less than 10 posts.
I do, however, worry about the long-term health of that cowboy. Not to mention his mate. Somethin' just ain't right there.
Margie
STOP! HammerPants.
JG Pasterjak wrote: cross their legs
If by cross their legs you mean put one ankle on the other legs knee, then yes that has happened. If you mean cross your legs like your attempting to keep your female bits private whilst in your skirt than no.. that has never happened to me.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzNQfhZTNQ8
dyintorace wrote: JG, you need these "riding jeans"! Hotlinked for truth
But which is the preferred fit? Left for comfort, right for Xtreme manliness?
Were these Lee brand jeans? As in: Why are Lee blue jeans like a cheap hotel? No ballroom.
At first, I was jealous of more fun at HQ, still in the mindset that GRM would be the best place for me to work.
Then I learned that I'd have to wear ballhuggers. No thanks.
And wait, shouldn't a pirate in training be wearing something slightly baggier?
As JG's other next-door neighbor, I can confirm that it did sound painful.
VanillaSky wrote: At first, I was jealous of more fun at HQ, still in the mindset that GRM would be the best place for me to work. Then I learned that I'd have to wear ballhuggers. No thanks.
If thats all it takes to work at GRM I will start dressing like this tomorrow.
What time should I show up?
What kind of position can I get with a pair of Batman briefs?
This forum has been very testicularly oriented as of late.
Joey
Glassnuts Motorsports?
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