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nocones
nocones SuperDork
5/23/15 12:57 p.m.

What the hell is up with this social media click bait technique. It is enraging and now that Facebook is all "suggested" posts its even more worthless.

Its gotten so bad I've seen semi legit media (foxnews CNN) run headlines like it

Will
Will SuperDork
5/23/15 12:59 p.m.

If people would stop clicking on those headlines, content creators would stop writing them.

captdownshift
captdownshift SuperDork
5/23/15 1:00 p.m.

Gawker media

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
5/23/15 1:10 p.m.
Drew122
Drew122 New Reader
5/23/15 1:17 p.m.

Number five will amaze you!

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
5/23/15 1:20 p.m.

the host to my blog does that too. Every so often it throws up a "hosted by" blog up on my reader...

turboswede
turboswede MegaDork
5/23/15 1:52 p.m.
captdownshift wrote: Gawker media

Which is one of the reasons who've long since sworn them and sites like Jalopnik off forever.

Most of the info is regurgitated from other sites anyway.

Knurled
Knurled UltimaDork
5/23/15 3:07 p.m.

In reply to turboswede:

http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=ranker_sucks

Maddox explains how that all works.

Paul_VR6
Paul_VR6 Dork
5/24/15 7:21 a.m.

What will they have to post when there is no original content to poach?

Knurled
Knurled UltimaDork
5/24/15 7:23 a.m.

In reply to Paul_VR6:

5 Amazing Lists That You Didn't Know About!

failboat
failboat UltraDork
5/24/15 7:53 a.m.

Not only that, but in the event there is a site you actually want to view, they set it up so you have to click through 15 pages to see all the content.

berkeley that

fanfoy
fanfoy Dork
5/24/15 9:18 a.m.
iadr wrote: http://www.newyorker.com/magazine/2015/01/05/virologist

Holy E36 M3!!! That guy is scary...does he have a soul?

David S. Wallens
David S. Wallens Editorial Director
5/24/15 10:28 a.m.

We get solicitations for "guests blogs that will thrill your readers." I tell them to piss up a rope.

The_Jed
The_Jed UberDork
5/24/15 11:32 a.m.

In reply to David S. Wallens:

I wonder if anyone has ever actually tried that.

Would you start at the bottom and work your way up or aim as high as possible right from the get-go?

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
5/24/15 12:10 p.m.

I knew,the end was nie when the Weather Channel web site started doing it. Uh...I just need the temps, not a sad story of monster trucks running over baby seals.

Knurled
Knurled UltimaDork
5/24/15 12:33 p.m.
David S. Wallens wrote: We get solicitations for "guests blogs that will thrill your readers." I tell them to piss up a rope.

Wait, is "piss up a rope" really that common a phrase? My Grandmother used to alternate between "go piss up a flagpole" and "go piss on a rope and suck on the wet end" and one day she Spoonerized it and said "go piss up a rope". And we all laughed.

moparman76_69
moparman76_69 UltraDork
5/24/15 12:35 p.m.

Even worse, the sites that make you sit through an ad disguised as a download button to actually get to the download button.

bastomatic
bastomatic SuperDork
5/24/15 2:49 p.m.

I thought I knew what pissing up a rope was like, but this one trick completely blew my mind!

Lesley
Lesley PowerDork
5/24/15 2:51 p.m.

First - He Pissed Up A Rope.

And What He Does Next Will Amaze You!

Duke
Duke MegaDork
5/24/15 4:30 p.m.

It's just the MUST READ of the Twentyteens. And just like MUST READ it is a guarantee that whatever is on the other side of that mouse click is completely worthless.

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy PowerDork
5/24/15 5:15 p.m.
Lesley wrote: First - He Pissed Up A Rope. And What He Does Next Will Amaze You!

Oooh-tell me! Wheres the clickylinky?

Gary
Gary HalfDork
5/24/15 6:47 p.m.

Glad I'm a geezer and don't pay any attention to crap that I don't want in the first place.

Wally
Wally MegaDork
5/24/15 7:41 p.m.

Learning how you are complaining about the Internet all wrong will change your life.

edizzle89
edizzle89 HalfDork
5/26/15 7:55 a.m.
Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: Here is one easy trick the IRS/Insurance Company/Counsel of Elders doesn't want you to know!

but will it make my richard bigger?

NGTD
NGTD UltraDork
5/26/15 8:40 a.m.
Knurled wrote:
David S. Wallens wrote: We get solicitations for "guests blogs that will thrill your readers." I tell them to piss up a rope.
Wait, is "piss up a rope" really that common a phrase? My Grandmother used to alternate between "go piss up a flagpole" and "go piss on a rope and suck on the wet end" and one day she Spoonerized it and said "go piss up a rope". And we all laughed.

My grandfather and father used it all the time.

I might have used it a few times too . . . .

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