I wish....

I was a little bit taller. I wish I was a baller

I wish the Richmond ferry wasn't closed at 11:15pm. I wish the Tacoma Narrows toll plaza had more than one booth open at 1am.

I wish I had a girl who looked good. I would call her

I wish I had a rabbit in a hat with a bat

And a 6 4 impala

I wish my project car was done so I could drive it.

I wish to hell that freelance was more like extremely-lucrative-lance.

I wish my house and yard were self maintaining.

Curmudgeon wrote: I wish my house and yard were self maintaining.

^^^^ this ^^^^^^

with the many inches of rain that have fallen since last I mowed/weed wacked ... I'm back to searching for goats for rent .. the rain doesn't look like it's going to quit for a few more days ... then it's out to do battle with the jungle

If you wish to wish for fish...

You can use my ish wish dish!

I wish I had my way, cause every day would be Friday.

And I wish I had a full time job.

I wish those Emerald Ash Bore bugs had never existed & left these trees alone.

I wish self-employed and un-employed weren't so similar.

I wish I had a dollar for every time someone told me you can't do that; and I did.

I wish my best friend had never bought that damn Viper and was still alive.

I wish I wish

I had more scrilla

I'd be a balla

I wish I had more wishes... because then I would wish for hair

carguy123 wrote: I wish my best friend had never bought that damn Viper and was still alive.

Wait...what? I remember you posting about his purchase of that car, and some of his auto-x related reviews. I'm terribly sorry to hear this! What happened?

I wish I was a catfish
Swimming the in the deep blue sea
I'd have all you pretty woman
Fishin after me

And I wish the drive belt for my mower hadn't broken, 'cause that lawn needs a-mowin', and I'm not looking forward to doing the propulsion part myself.

Nathan JansenvanDoorn wrote:

carguy123 wrote: I wish my best friend had never bought that damn Viper and was still alive.

Wait...what? I remember you posting about his purchase of that car, and some of his auto-x related reviews. I'm terribly sorry to hear this! What happened?

He had a relatively minor crash (by that I mean above a fender bender but way below a fatal crash) and the seat belt broke and ejected him into the middle of the freeway.

It was a very clean break from an apparently undamaged seat belt in a 2002 Viper. Not what you'd expect, right?

Chryco was protected by the bk.

I've got pics of the car & the belt. The car did as intended and there was a good crush zone in the trunk area and the front (due to a spin of the car) with the passenger compartment all but unscathed. He would have survived with nothing more than a few bruises and possibly a broken leg (according to the Hwy Patrol)

I wish my sickly dad wasn't sitting in Loyola Hospital today with no answers as to why he is so sick.

carguy123 wrote: I wish my best friend had never bought that damn Viper and was still alive.

Serious?

That's horrible. So sorry to hear.

I wish the previous mechanic who put a water pump on my car hadn't used red silicone as a gasket material. It didn't last, and my brother in law mechanic didn't have any nice words for the idiot.

I wish I had bought this Alfa before the previous owner(s).

wbjones wrote:

Curmudgeon wrote: I wish my house and yard were self maintaining.

^^^^ this ^^^^^^ with the many inches of rain that have fallen since last I mowed/weed wacked ... I'm back to searching for goats for rent .. the rain doesn't look like it's going to quit for a few more days ... then it's out to do battle with the jungle

Just came in because a sudden downpour prevented me from finishing spraying roundup on the poison ivy,etc & didn't let me get started spraying for mosquitos.

Oh well, I'll start all over when the rain stops & things dry out a bit.

M2Pilot wrote:

wbjones wrote:

Curmudgeon wrote: I wish my house and yard were self maintaining.

^^^^ this ^^^^^^ with the many inches of rain that have fallen since last I mowed/weed wacked ... I'm back to searching for goats for rent .. the rain doesn't look like it's going to quit for a few more days ... then it's out to do battle with the jungle

Just came in because a sudden downpour prevented me from finishing spraying roundup on the poison ivy,etc & didn't let me get started spraying for mosquitos. Oh well, I'll start all over when the rain stops & things dry out a bit.

you should plant Emo Grass. it cuts itself.