carguy123
carguy123 UltimaDork
9/26/13 1:59 p.m.

At Walmart, of course.

He was just trying to bring a little class to the joint.

yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
9/26/13 2:08 p.m.
carguy123 wrote: At Walmart, of course. He was just trying to bring a little class to the joint.

Did you read the bottom?

Source of article..... said: Reported by “Trailer” Parkman of Farce the Music. Find more satirical articles in the Fake News archive
N Sperlo
N Sperlo MegaDork
9/26/13 2:09 p.m.

Florida, California, Pennsylvania, or Ohio. Always.

If you're looking for meth, go to Missouri.

carguy123
carguy123 UltimaDork
9/26/13 2:30 p.m.
yamaha wrote:
carguy123 wrote: At Walmart, of course. He was just trying to bring a little class to the joint.
Did you read the bottom?
Source of article..... said: Reported by “Trailer” Parkman of Farce the Music. Find more satirical articles in the Fake News archive

No I didn't. Dang it, I thought this was for real.

ditchdigger
ditchdigger SuperDork
9/26/13 2:38 p.m.
carguy123 wrote:
yamaha wrote:
carguy123 wrote: At Walmart, of course. He was just trying to bring a little class to the joint.
Did you read the bottom?
Source of article..... said: Reported by “Trailer” Parkman of Farce the Music. Find more satirical articles in the Fake News archive
No I didn't. Dang it, I thought this was for real.

I knew it wasn't real by the third sentence., That was some terrible writing.

Good for them for actually printing that it was satire on the same page as the article though

pinchvalve
pinchvalve UltimaDork
9/26/13 2:42 p.m.
N Sperlo wrote: Florida, California, Eastern Pennsylvania, or Ohio. Always. If you're looking for meth, go to Missouri.

Fixed that for ya.

yamaha
yamaha PowerDork
9/26/13 2:49 p.m.

In reply to pinchvalve:

nah, even the western PA guys I met to buy my 95 sho were pretty effin out there

Rob_Mopar
Rob_Mopar SuperDork
9/26/13 2:54 p.m.

In reply to pinchvalve:

Hey now, don't go knocking my side of the state.

chuckles
chuckles HalfDork
9/26/13 2:55 p.m.

Hilarious thread. A+.

aussiesmg
aussiesmg MegaDork
9/26/13 2:56 p.m.

I'm from Ohio and I resemble that statement, hey.. wait.. um

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