Though I've stepped on hundreds of spiders without incident, I am trying to save your dignity by assuming there was something quite special about this particular spider that made such a simple and uncreative solution less than effective. 
Though I've stepped on hundreds of spiders without incident, I am trying to save your dignity by assuming there was something quite special about this particular spider that made such a simple and uncreative solution less than effective.
SVreX wrote:JoeyM wrote:While that is most certainly true, I'm not sure they define it as "manly" either.SVreX wrote: Very manly thread.Well, the farting bits certainly are not ladylike.
Oh, come on....admit it: A fart so loud that it scares spiders away? Only a man shows that kind of dedication to flatulance! (...and even then, usually only after chili)
JoeyM wrote:SVreX wrote:Oh, come on....admit it: A fart so loud that it scares spiders away? Only a man shows that kind of dedication to flatulance! (...and even then, usually only after chili)JoeyM wrote:While that is most certainly true, I'm not sure they define it as "manly" either.SVreX wrote: Very manly thread.Well, the farting bits certainly are not ladylike.
You have certainly never met my wife! Sometimes she makes sounds that remind me of a spitfire firing up!
JoeyM wrote:SVreX wrote:Oh, come on....admit it: A fart so loud that it scares spiders away? Only a man shows that kind of dedication to flatulance! (...and even then, usually only after chili)JoeyM wrote:While that is most certainly true, I'm not sure they define it as "manly" either.SVreX wrote: Very manly thread.Well, the farting bits certainly are not ladylike.
You win.
I humbly bow to your greater knowledge and expertise of the finer nuances of all things flatulent.
nicksta43 wrote:JoeyM wrote:You have certainly never met my wife! Sometimes she makes sounds that remind me of a spitfire firing up!SVreX wrote:Oh, come on....admit it: A fart so loud that it scares spiders away? Only a man shows that kind of dedication to flatulance! (...and even then, usually only after chili)JoeyM wrote:While that is most certainly true, I'm not sure they define it as "manly" either.SVreX wrote: Very manly thread.Well, the farting bits certainly are not ladylike.
The ex wasn't noisy, but a few times I woke up in the middle of the night sure that I was drowning. 
'Women don't burp, fart or sweat. If they don't bitch they'll explode.' 
(runs, ducks rain of bottles and bricks)
JoeyM wrote:SVreX wrote:Oh, come on....admit it: A fart so loud that it scares spiders away? Only a man shows that kind of dedication to flatulance! (...and even then, usually only after chili)JoeyM wrote:While that is most certainly true, I'm not sure they define it as "manly" either.SVreX wrote: Very manly thread.Well, the farting bits certainly are not ladylike.
The manliest part is being willing to let something like that out, gambling that its ONLY a fart...especially when you are locked in a garage.
SVreX wrote: Though I've stepped on hundreds of spiders without incident, I am trying to save your dignity by assuming there was something quite special about this particular spider that made such a simple and uncreative solution less than effective.
No, just run of the mill fear than when I go to step on said spider it won't scurry up my pant let and bite me in the junk.
In reply to DrBoost:
If you can get rid of the venom but keep the swelling, might not be such a bad thing...
Keep in mind, where Dr Boost grew up the spiders carried switchblades and the cockroaches had brass knuckles.
logdog wrote: Keep in mind, where Dr Boost grew up the spiders carried switchblades and the cockroaches had brass knuckles.
Oh my goodness, this is great stuff!
Lol!
Why I have elected to live north of the mason Dixon line and even then I require that it snows where I live. It keeps the spiders at bay.
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