Yeah I know this is a pretty lame topic, but I am trying to come up with something to burn on to rolling pin nun-chucks or the holder. I am making these for a wedding gift for a cousin and have tapped all of my creative humor. My one idea was "Husband beattor" (better and beater made into one word and can be pronounced either way depending on the situation). The wife veto-ed that one and said she doesnt get it.
Any ideas?
Duck!
"Sorry about the concussion"
A few more;
Tampax
Wax on, Berk off
Next time, listen.
LOLcopter
"Until Death..."
"Marriage adjuster"
"Attitude Adjuster" or "Property of Chuck Norris"
For New York: "§ 265.01 Criminal possession of a weapon in the fourth degree."
Buns of death
When asking nicely fails...
Mama said knock you out!
"It's How We Roll"
"Cowabunga, Dude!!"
"Enter the fist"
lol definitely some good ones in there, I might have to make a series of rollin-chucks just for the sake of using some of these.
Much thanks!
One should say " get off the couch" and the other should say "what's for dinner"
"three!"
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