Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy UltimaDork
10/4/18 10:35 a.m.

Customer: "But I just wanted you to scan it, so I know what the problem is."

LaForge: "Computer, run diagnostic"

slefain
slefain PowerDork
10/4/18 11:00 a.m.

I blame Scotty...

 

I noticed a lot of the local stores near me don't scan cars for free anymore. Honestly, you can get a code reader for less than $20 now.

 

I'm waiting on service tools that allow you to use Alexa or Google to access vehicle data. You can already use Alexa to check the gas level in your FCA product, why not ask it what the current voltage is to the throttle position sensor?

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
10/4/18 12:11 p.m.
slefain said:

I'm waiting on service tools that allow you to use Alexa or Google to access vehicle data. You can already use Alexa to check the gas level in your FCA product, why not ask it what the current voltage is to the throttle position sensor?

I could arrange this with an ELM327 client program and P-brain.

Tony Sestito
Tony Sestito PowerDork
10/4/18 12:41 p.m.

The Enterprise D's computer operating system is called LCARS. It even has the word CAR in the name. It's meant to be. 

Streetwiseguy
Streetwiseguy UltimaDork
10/4/18 12:45 p.m.
GameboyRMH said:
slefain said:

I'm waiting on service tools that allow you to use Alexa or Google to access vehicle data. You can already use Alexa to check the gas level in your FCA product, why not ask it what the current voltage is to the throttle position sensor?

I could arrange this with an ELM327 client program and P-brain.

But can that thing unplug the connector and look for corrosion or a broken wire?

Appleseed
Appleseed MegaDork
10/4/18 1:51 p.m.

Most illogical.

ThunderCougarFalconGoat
ThunderCougarFalconGoat HalfDork
10/4/18 8:37 p.m.

In reply to Streetwiseguy :

If the plot needs it to, yes.

TenToeTurbo
TenToeTurbo Dork
10/4/18 9:12 p.m.
Streetwiseguy said:
GameboyRMH said:
slefain said:

I'm waiting on service tools that allow you to use Alexa or Google to access vehicle data. You can already use Alexa to check the gas level in your FCA product, why not ask it what the current voltage is to the throttle position sensor?

I could arrange this with an ELM327 client program and P-brain.

But can that thing unplug the connector and look for corrosion or a broken wire?

https://forscan.org

It can certainly help point you in the right direction. 

vwcorvette
vwcorvette SuperDork
10/6/18 8:15 a.m.

 

McCoy: Just use the damn keyboard.

Scotty: Ah, a keyboard. How quaint.

RealMiniNoMore
RealMiniNoMore PowerDork
10/6/18 8:36 a.m.
vwcorvette said:

D2

 

McCoy: Just use the damn keyboard.

Scotty: Ah, a keyboard. How quaint.

Forget Doc Brown's flying car and Marty's hover board. Where the hell can I get some transparent aluminum? 

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