1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
1/7/14 9:25 a.m.

Along comes chicken diapers!

I E36 M3 you not!

http://www.pamperyourpoultry.com/diapers.html

"Our chicken diapers are not just for the fashion obsessed hen. They offer you and your home protection against the inevitable! Our diapers fit comfortably and allow you to enjoy your birds in the house or car without worry!"

Grtechguy
Grtechguy UltimaDork
1/7/14 9:28 a.m.

uhmm...how did you find that?

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 PowerDork
1/7/14 9:31 a.m.
Grtechguy wrote: uhmm...how did you find that?

That's a valid question and I appreciate your concern!

Actually, my Dad found a humourous clip in the newspaper and mailed it to me, knowing that I keep a few hens for fresh eggs. I do not, nor have I ever considered, putting diapers on them and letting them into my house or my car.

wae
wae Reader
1/7/14 9:36 a.m.

While at Land Between the Lakes last summer, we went to a wildlife expo thing at the nature center there where they trotted out a bunch of animals. One of them was some sort of fancy chicken that are apparently "show chickens" of some sort. While they lay eggs and all that, the presenter said that they can be kept as regular house pets in areas that prohibit livestock since they're not considered livestock, but some sort of show animal. He touted it as a way to get your fresh eggs without running a-"fowl" of the zoning authorities. Now, I don't know how much of that is true, but he did say that most people would put diapers on these chickens and keep them as house pets.

GameboyRMH
GameboyRMH MegaDork
1/7/14 9:40 a.m.

That makes more sense than keeping a chicken as a pet as if it would be enjoyable...not much more sense, but a little.

11110000
11110000 Reader
1/7/14 11:59 a.m.

They make shoulder cloths for parrots and such... but I guess the typical house chicken doesn't perch on your shoulder much.

I had a parakeet trained to bend a biscuit when I said 'poop!' He'd tense up, concentrate, and drop a deuce. That was good for ~10min of shoulder time.

CGLockRacer
CGLockRacer Dork
1/7/14 12:03 p.m.

Well, no E36 M3. Who'da thunk it?

Matt B
Matt B SuperDork
1/7/14 12:13 p.m.

My coworker just informed me last month of the existence of chicken diapers. He and his wife raise weird chickens (like silkies (sp?)) and they get to come into the house sometimes... and get washed and blow-dried (I E36 M3 you not). Apparently they love it.

No complaints from this peanut gallery though. What a man does with his own beloved chickens on his own property is none of my concern. Especially when I get delicious fresh eggs out of the deal.

ultraclyde
ultraclyde SuperDork
1/7/14 12:56 p.m.

AngryCorvair
AngryCorvair PowerDork
1/7/14 2:13 p.m.

he's got the kink, and was looking for pix of "chick in diapers"

Giant Purple Snorklewacker
Giant Purple Snorklewacker MegaDork
1/7/14 2:25 p.m.

I enjoy chicken in the house all the time and never really needed diapers for it. A serving tray works great. In the car I use a bun.

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