well, if it says flyin Miata on it, its worth at leat 26 HP at the wheels...you could tattoo a hairless raccoon with FM and glue it to your sunroof, and it would perform better than OEM, add 12% more HP, and never need replaced
that is the most awesome comment ever.
Great. Now all the hairless raccoons on eBay are getting outrageously expensive. 
That scope is awesome. I want one hooked to a vacuum source so the flappers will work. I bet I could run 10's.
And I thought that the whole gluing a raccoon to your sunroof thing was all hype....
Now I know I was just doing it wrong.
Keep in mind that upgrading your raccoon to an FM Super Raccoon is only effective if you have the factory raccoon option. Retrofitting one to a raccoonless model is typically disappointing.
As for the hood scoop - well, we can't give away all of our secrets.
and a new signature... 
Oh...
Racoon delete...
I see.
This thread is quote worthy- a must see in the next issue.
So can I put a Raccon on my 01 Interseptor?
Volksroddin wrote: So can I put a Raccon on my 01 Interseptor?
No.
RossD wrote:Volksroddin wrote: So can I put a Raccon on my 01 Interseptor?No.
Raccoons were only available as factory installed options 92-00. 2001-current use possums as the raccoon market is being severely driven up due to the drift tax
Opossums are like the sleeper racoon...
No racing stripes or masks to give away the secret...just the plain look (until they bare their teeth).
^^plus, when they hiss, it kinda sounds like a BOV
For a good balance of performance and reliability, I think I'd go with an armadillo, I hear those things are bullet-proof.
Carrera30 wrote: For a good balance of performance and reliability, I think I'd go with an armadillo, I hear those things are bullet-proof.
They also come with optional leprosy infection. It's losing weight over time to increase performance.
Vermin motorsports
ZOMG I can has a verminz Motorsports zticker for my dorifto helmet yo please?
I gotta wombat on my Dodge... 
Mate, your Dodge was designed by a wombat 
Badgers?
We don't need no stinking badgers!
It had to be said.
rmarkc wrote: Badgers? We don't need no stinking badgers! It had to be said.
Ohh, those is 'sem fightin' words to a Wisconsin boy!!
woot...this thread is on the leaderboard
so on my drive to ithaca a week ago i hit a dead racoon with my van and i still have some 'coon blood on my exhaust and rear bumper. is that worth any HP?
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