A little backstory:
We drink raw milk, not pasteurized. We get it right from our cow, so my kids see the milking process and see the cows regularly. Same thing with the beef we eat.
My 5-year old is drinking a glass of milk and freaks out a little bit during dinner yesterday. There is a small beetle that has landed in his milk and drowned. He’s looking in the glass at the beetle and says “how’d the beetle get in there?” I explain that the beetle was flying around the house and must have landed in his milk. He said “No, beetle don’t drink milk. I know what happened. The beetle flew in the cow’s mouth and into its stomach. Then when it was getting milked, the beetle came out of one of its penises and into the bucket.”
Man I love kids.
really, thats a pretty good thought process by the little guy.
I'm having to watch what I say now. My mini-me is getting to where he repeats everything I say. He bonked his head on the coffee table and blurted out "oh E36 M3". The woman was mad about it, but in his defense, he DID use it in context.
I agree, awesome thought process from him. How old is he?
I go out and tell the dogs to "Shut up!" when they start their crap in the middle of the night. The 2 year old now blurts that out whenever they start barking. Wife is none too pleased... I LOLz though.
Finding a bug inside your egg when you crack it open, that's a little harder to explain. Did have that happen once. My best guess is said bug crawled up inside chicken when the vent was open, met an egg coming down the tract, and got encapsulated.
Either way, it was an "ew" moment, even for me. Especially since it wasn't a pretty bug.
Conquest351 wrote:
I agree, awesome thought process from him. How old is he?
I go out and tell the dogs to "Shut up!" when they start their crap in the middle of the night. The 2 year old now blurts that out whenever they start barking. Wife is none too pleased... I LOLz though.
He's 5, and I think he is pretty smart for his age, thanks.
He says some of the funniest things sometimes.
Spoolpigeon wrote:
really, thats a pretty good thought process by the little guy.
I'm having to watch what I say now. My mini-me is getting to where he repeats everything I say. He bonked his head on the coffee table and blurted out "oh E36 M3". The woman was mad about it, but in his defense, he DID use it in context.
I almost mentioned a similar scenario in the Go the Berkley To Sleep thread, but I was worried that 1988RedT2 would judge me for it
I overheard my 6yo daughter yelling "Jesus Berkleying Christ Nathan!" to my 4yo son when he was harassing her. It was upsetting to hear that language from my little princess, but it was used in the correct context.
I think its funny when my 2 y/o son says 'goddammitt'. it's more like cotdammat,but still funny, the gf on the other hand doesn't like it but giggles after she scolds him.
My friends 4 year old exclaimed "you ruined my life" when told to put down his toy and come to dinner.
His Dad told him he couldn't say that until he was 15.
My kid (she's 14, almost 15) and I were going somewhere or other and were discussing lunch plans. We just happened to be going by a Hooter's sign and I wisecracked that we could go there. With a straight face and normal tone, she says 'I don't roll that way, Dad.' 
I nearly fell out of the car laughing.
DrBoost wrote:
“No, beetle don’t drink milk. I know what happened. The beetle flew in the cow’s mouth and into its stomach. Then when it was getting milked, the beetle came out of one of its penises and into the bucket.”
This is the thought process of a natural engineer.
Also, congratulations on having the first female cows with penises.
Jay_W
Dork
7/13/12 10:55 a.m.
We like corn on the cob, we usually don't get it at the store, we wait for the local stuff cuz it's all kinds o' yummy, but we couldn't wait so we bought some. Come dinnertime, That Boy comes running in and says in a fine growly voice "Arrrrr! We're Cornivores!!"
Took me a bit to recover.
