Killing a bald-faced hornet nest

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

fasted58 wrote: Don't forget the camcorder. Helmet-mounted GoPro gets you bonus points.

BRILLIANT. Wearing the helmet with the visor down is armor! Hell, I'll put on the whole Sparco suit with gloves and boots. I should be impervious! I wouldn't even need the bug spray. I could just walk up and smash that E36 M3. It would be like a The Stig vs Hornets. I could get rich on youtube proceeds. Do shaving ads and E36 M3... It's going to be an interesting evening.

Yes!!! Yes!!! Yes!!!

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

pinchvalve wrote: Again, not to be that guy but the term is Bold Face...not bald face. Unless your Hornet's nest has a face with no hair on it? I don;t even see how Bold Face applies but whatever.

Not to be that guy but In your face motherberkeleyer!!! Oh yeah. Thats how I roll.

This thread is full of laughs.

Not to be "that guy" but it's "Gold Laced Hair-net" and I'm not sure what it has to do with bugs.

dculberson wrote: Not to be "that guy" but it's "Gold Laced Hair-net" and I'm not sure what it has to do with bugs.

If I saw a bunch of those flying around the house I'd be checking to see if someone had spiked my Mich Ultra with windowpane acid.

Come to think of it, that looks like a Middle Ages version of this:

GPS, you need to wear one of those on your bug mission instead of the helmet.

I like the liquid nitrous freezing idea, followed by picking it up and throwing it in a giant bonfire. I'd really feel the need to burn it.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: It's got everything - power tools, danger, stupidity and ample glory.

Sat what?

Curmudgeon wrote: Come to think of it, that looks like a Middle Ages version of this:

My thoughts exactly!!

poopshovel wrote: It'll piss 'em off, they'll come pouring out of the nest all foamed up, sex-crazed and retard strong....

One of the funniest things I've read in a long time, thank you sir.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

Not to be that guy but In your face motherberkeleyer!!!

Oh yeah. Thats how I roll.

To the OP, my apologies. We don't have such things in this area and I made an assumption. I was incorrect. I see a lot of bad grammar on the web and just try to do my part to help out.

To GPS, you roll like an A-Hole.

OK, I swear to God, if you put on an entire race suit and smash the hell out of the nest and DON'T film it, I will track you down and make you do it again, but naked and slathered in honey.

Kinda pornographic, but still... That is something that needs to be on teh youtubz.

pics won't be good enough for this one - video - and multiple angles.

some inspiration for you

Conquest351 wrote: OK, I swear to God, if you put on an entire race suit and smash the hell out of the nest and DON'T film it, I will track you down and make you do it again, but naked and slathered in honey.

Man, I needed these laughs.

Oh puhleeeeze film it!! I fu-fu-berkeleying hate those bastards and would pay to watch that!

pinchvalve wrote: To the OP, my apologies. We don't have such things in this area and I made an assumption. I was incorrect. I see a lot of bad grammar on the web and just try to do my part to help out. To GPS, you roll like an A-Hole.

You do realize that I am the OP, right?

A-Hole or not... you stepped on your own tongue twice.

I put that in bold face. On purpose.

The vacuum placed below the hive will suck every one of them to their glorious demise. Spectricide is the best spray around. Have fun.

Anti-stance wrote:

Conquest351 wrote: OK, I swear to God, if you put on an entire race suit and smash the hell out of the nest and DON'T film it, I will track you down and make you do it again, but naked and slathered in honey.

Man, I needed these laughs.

We could have our own version of Jackass going on. Johnny Knoxville can't live forever.

Does the fish trap work on those hornets? I've heard it works really well for yellow jackets.

http://www.getrichslowly.org/blog/2006/05/20/quick-and-easy-yellow-jacket-trap/

Conquest351 wrote: Or do what Foxtrapper said. Seems he knows better. LOL

Bah! Experts are no fun....

This seems sensible
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jYbvrWAlWNg

These nest removal ideas seem like a lot more fun
fire on a stick
hand removal followed by fire (2:56)
fireworks on a long pole
annoying them with R/C helicopter
paintball gun
shotgun

I usually don't play on GRM on the weekend, but I will be up early on Saturday to see the results.

Incorporating all suggestions with the Stig suit/camera is full of all sorts of epic win

Lesley wrote: Oh puhleeeeze film it!! I fu-fu-berkeleying hate those bastards and would pay to watch that!

This could be a win-win for everyone!

Pay-per-view!

Funniest thread in a while.....

Not to be "that guy" but it's "Sh!t Faced Boba Fett" and I'm not sure what it has to do with the killing it with fire.

I like the two can approach, under the cover of darkness. Foaming stuff with the tiger on the front, and a can of Spectracide commercial solvent based (just in case they're waterproof).

Good luck.

Fun thread, many lolz to be had.

Oooh! Oooh! Foaming stuff!

Squirt some of that Great Stuff in the nest hole and see what happens!

poopshovel wrote: Tonight, we're having Roast Beee.

Tonight Bee* Dine in Hell!

• Hornet would have sounded retarded.

Curmudgeon wrote: Oooh! Oooh! Foaming stuff! Squirt some of that Great Stuff in the nest hole and see what happens!

The hornets will have it all over their hootus...hooti?