Who shall win?
Who shall win?
Kim Jong Il = dead
Most interesting guy = not interesting at all, does not live up to the hype.
Chuck Norris = Chuck Norris.
Enough said.
Chuck would roundhouse kick them and it would be over. Flying foot beats a dictator and a prick every time. 
Trans_Maro wrote: Kim Jong Il = dead Most interesting guy = not interesting at all, does not live up to the hype. Chuck Norris = Chuck Norris. Enough said.
I couldn't have said it any better.
Suggesting Chuck Norris could be defeated is a mortal sin. You're going to hell, Duke.
N Sperlo wrote: Suggesting Chuck Norris could be defeated is a mortal sin. You're going to hell, Duke.
Not true Chuck Norris was beaten by Bruce Lee.
93EXCivic wrote:N Sperlo wrote: Suggesting Chuck Norris could be defeated is a mortal sin. You're going to hell, Duke.Not true Chuck Norris was beaten by Bruce Lee.
Isn't Chuck that old ginger who hawks crappy exercise equipment with the chick who broke Billy Joel's heart? I think fighting a dead Korean god would be a decent battle. If he had to fight pneumonia... I'd take the germs.
Does anyone know exactly where Chuck Norris was when Kim Jong Ill died?
Just sayin'.
“I once thought I’d rather die than have no legs, but now I see I was wrong.” - Alex Zanardi
Tiger Blood!
93EXCivic wrote:N Sperlo wrote: Suggesting Chuck Norris could be defeated is a mortal sin. You're going to hell, Duke.Not true Chuck Norris was beaten by Bruce Lee.
Oh yeah, about that...Bruce Lee is dead. So is Kim Jong Il.
Chuck Norris is alive. That's all the evidence I need.
First name: Kim First Name: The First Name: Chuck = Winner.
"I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I savagely beat my wife and children."
93EXCivic wrote:N Sperlo wrote: Suggesting Chuck Norris could be defeated is a mortal sin. You're going to hell, Duke.Not true Chuck Norris was beaten by Bruce Lee.
It was staged.
Sky_Render wrote: "I don't always drink beer, but when I do, I savagely beat my wife and children."
LOL
This guy owns all of them: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/0b/Robin_Olds_during_vietnam_war.jpg/250px-Robin_Olds_during_vietnam_war.jpg
Kim Jong Il once sent a gang of minions to kidnap a South Korean film director in the hopes of becoming a great producer.
If the Most Interesting Man In The World released a home movie of his last vacation, the only reason he wouldn't top the box office would be because critics would say it was too over the top and needed more plausibility. He has no need for the film director.
Chuck Norris has no need for the minions.
Chuck wins.
nderwater wrote: “I once thought I’d rather die than have no legs, but now I see I was wrong.” - Alex Zanardi
Ok, I want his shoes.
mndsm wrote: Ok, I want his shoes.
You'd steal the shoes off of a legless man?
There's a joke in there somewhere.
mndsm wrote:nderwater wrote: “I once thought I’d rather die than have no legs, but now I see I was wrong.” - Alex ZanardiOk, I want his shoes.
I would have made myself taller, I think. Or you could have different length legs for different things. That would be cool.
Otto Maddox wrote:mndsm wrote:I would have made myself taller, I think. Or you could have different length legs for different things. That would be cool.nderwater wrote: “I once thought I’d rather die than have no legs, but now I see I was wrong.” - Alex ZanardiOk, I want his shoes.
Spring loaded - so you could leap like a Tick.
His shoes are on the wrong feet!!!!
Left should be green (go)
Right should be red (stop)
He'd probably pick up a few tenths of a second there.
Shawn
My titanium legs would be all flamed out, made of carbon fiber, something awesome and cool.
As a side note, I'd always thought those voice boxes people use on their throats should come with optional voices, selectable from everything between Isaac Hayes to Jerry Lewis.
so what is so interesting about the Most interesting guy?
nderwater wrote: “I once thought I’d rather die than have no legs, but now I see I was wrong.” - Alex Zanardi
Alex doesn't seem to know port from starboard - or the go pedal from the stop pedal. Surprising on both counts.
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