Lions chewed of her privates.

I can't explain, it's just something that came up in conversation and I am laughing so hard I thought my sides would burst. It's going to be a silly day.

just like the canoe threads, the title of this one leaves me on the edge of my seat for the rest of the story

Thank you for not posting a picture!

Kinda makes one wonder about the topic of conversation.

I wonder if the lion knows how to spell...

I automatically read that in an Aussie accent because of "dingo ate my baby".

I use timber wolves or orangutans in all my genitalia disfigurement conversations but I suppose "lion" works around some low-brow water coolers where imaginations are at a premium.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: I use timber wolves or orangutans in all my genitalia disfigurement conversations but I suppose "lion" works around some low-brow water coolers where imaginations are at a premium.

Oh, well excuse me, Mr. Fancypants!

Oh god, pinchy's on the sauce again.

chewed of or chewed off?

A Kia Rondo chewed off her privates.

What kind of army feeds her soldiers to lions?

N Sperlo wrote: A Kia Rondo chewed off her privates.

I think you just developed the basis of Cars 3 for Pixar, expect your royalty check any day now.

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote: I use timber wolves or orangutans in all my genitalia disfigurement conversations but I suppose "lion" works around some low-brow water coolers where imaginations are at a premium.

Sure, if you're going for laughs, but everyone knows that the chimpanzee is the master of genital mutilation.

No you are wrong. Chimps bite the face off of people----

I thought ex-rappers were currently leading?

I'm pretty lost here...

Lesley wrote: I thought ex-rappers were currently leading?

wrappers?

Nope, chimps are leading ex-rappers in the face and genital mutilation sweepstakes race at this writing.

http://usatoday30.usatoday.com/news/nation/2005-03-04-chimp-attack_x.htm

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/monkey-tears-tots-testicle-eats-2255959

Then there's always Frank Zappa and the Mothers of Invention: