Minor Confession Thread

I think Vegas are cool.

I wouldn't mind being in a position where a personal car wasn't required. Be that mass transit, bicycle, boat walking whatever.

I hate yard work. Time was I cared and was meticulous about it but anymore I'd let the grass grow and cut it once a year w/ a brush hog... or just pave the yard. Skid pad/ go cart track would be cool. Yea, that's the ticket.

I've always wished that I could breakdance.

When on staff meeting conference calls, I get bored and take the paper money out of my wallet and sort it by value, year, and serial number. That way I get rid of the oldest bills first.

I'm a compulsive sorter as well. Any time I'm eating a snack like cheeze-its or veggie straws I sort them by color and yumminess. I save the yummiest for last.

In my house well done cheeze its are like gold!

Also if the volume control on any device has a digital display (numbers instead of just a bar or group of bars) I have to leave it on a non-prime number.

glances around, making sure nobody else is listening

I uh...I wish I owned...a Miata.

There, I said it!

The_Jed wrote: Also if the volume control on any device has a digital display (numbers instead of just a bar or group of bars) I have to leave it on a non-prime number.

Well, thats just weird. Not like arranging the individual creamers in a restaurant into a symmetrical pattern, which is completely normal...even when you have to take one from another table to make it come out right.

The_Jed wrote: I'm a compulsive sorter as well. Any time I'm eating a snack like cheeze-its or veggie straws I sort them by color and yumminess. I saved the yummiest for last.

Smarties, jelly beans, and valentines heart candy all gets sorted......

The_Jed wrote: *glances around, making sure nobody else is listening* I uh...I wish I owned...a Miata. There, I said it!

FABULOUS!

Datsun310Guy wrote:

The_Jed wrote: I'm a compulsive sorter as well. Any time I'm eating a snack like cheeze-its or veggie straws I sort them by color and yumminess. I saved the yummiest for last.

When I was a kid I compulsively sorted my pizza rolls into radially symmetrical patterns on the plate; each one eaten forced me to create a new pattern. I broke myself of that by putting all my pizza rolls into the blender.

The_Jed wrote: I'm a compulsive sorter as well. Any time I'm eating a snack like cheeze-its or veggie straws I sort them by color and yumminess. I saved the yummiest for last.

When I was a kid I compulsively sorted my pizza rolls into radially symmetrical patterns on the plate; each one eaten forced me to create a new pattern.

I broke myself of that by putting all my pizza rolls into the blender.

I like to gas out my employees on meetings.

The_Jed wrote: I'm a compulsive sorter as well. Any time I'm eating a snack like cheeze-its or veggie straws I sort them by color and yumminess. I saved the yummiest for last. In my house well done cheeze its are like gold! Also if the volume control on any device has a digital display (numbers instead of just a bar or group of bars) I have to leave it on a non-prime number.

zeros or fives here- can't be on 12 or 13, 10 or 15 only.

If i eat a bowl of Lucky Charms, I still pick out all the cereal pieces first so I get a couple spoons of straight marshmallows. Same goes for the crunch berries in Cap'n Crunch.

Oh, dog. I- I- I.. actually like Hot Pockets.

http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/siqxe7/stand-up-jim-gaffigan--hot-pocket-

mndsm wrote:

The_Jed wrote: I'm a compulsive sorter as well. Any time I'm eating a snack like cheeze-its or veggie straws I sort them by color and yumminess. I saved the yummiest for last. In my house well done cheeze its are like gold! Also if the volume control on any device has a digital display (numbers instead of just a bar or group of bars) I have to leave it on a non-prime number.

zeros or fives here- can't be on 12 or 13, 10 or 15 only. If i eat a bowl of Lucky Charms, I still pick out all the cereal pieces first so I get a couple spoons of straight marshmallows. Same goes for the crunch berries in Cap'n Crunch.

That's why I love when they sell the oops all crunch berries!! Soo much sugary goodness

I do extra stuff at work so the other employees are expected to do it, too.

mndsm wrote:

The_Jed wrote: I'm a compulsive sorter as well. Any time I'm eating a snack like cheeze-its or veggie straws I sort them by color and yumminess. I saved the yummiest for last. In my house well done cheeze its are like gold! Also if the volume control on any device has a digital display (numbers instead of just a bar or group of bars) I have to leave it on a non-prime number.

zeros or fives here- can't be on 12 or 13, 10 or 15 only. If i eat a bowl of Lucky Charms, I still pick out all the cereal pieces first so I get a couple spoons of straight marshmallows. Same goes for the crunch berries in Cap'n Crunch.

You know you can buy them in 20lbs bags right?

http://www.amazon.com/Cereal-Marshmallows-available-21-Oz/dp/B001PM0KRU/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1368427241&sr=8-1&keywords=cereal+marshmallows

I like to make people diabetic, and marshmallows.

Curmudgeon wrote: Oh, dog. I- I- I.. actually like Hot Pockets. http://www.comedycentral.com/video-clips/siqxe7/stand-up-jim-gaffigan--hot-pocket-

Open package, put right in toilet.

Sometimes I "anonymously" play the Monorail song from the Simpsons into the speaker phone when I'm on a conference call where someone is completely full of E36 M3.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mEvovWoqF8

AngryCorvair wrote:

Datsun310Guy wrote: I have my yearly physical in 35 minutes and at 50 years old I am still creeped out at my Doctor when he wants to check for a hernia - "okay; drop your shorts". I imagine I will get the "bend over the table" comment too. Yeah, totally not digging the next 90 minutes.............

because my dad died of prostate cancer, i get finger-banged every couple years (started at age 40). my doc always says "and this is where my male patients are glad they've got a female doc. our fingers are smaller!" the worst part of the whole deal is the K-Y dribbling out for the next hour. TMI?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

914Driver wrote: Last time I went in, I had a female doctor. "Look at the bright side, smaller fingers!"

That really just means she can cram more of them in there.

You guys know they do that test with a blood test looking for a certian protein right?

Mental wrote:

AngryCorvair wrote:

Datsun310Guy wrote: I have my yearly physical in 35 minutes and at 50 years old I am still creeped out at my Doctor when he wants to check for a hernia - "okay; drop your shorts". I imagine I will get the "bend over the table" comment too. Yeah, totally not digging the next 90 minutes.............

because my dad died of prostate cancer, i get finger-banged every couple years (started at age 40). my doc always says "and this is where my male patients are glad they've got a female doc. our fingers are smaller!" the worst part of the whole deal is the K-Y dribbling out for the next hour. TMI?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

914Driver wrote: Last time I went in, I had a female doctor. "Look at the bright side, smaller fingers!"

That really just means she can cram more of them in there.

You guys know they do that test with a blood test looking for a certian protein right?

and your point is?

Mental wrote:

AngryCorvair wrote:

Datsun310Guy wrote: I have my yearly physical in 35 minutes and at 50 years old I am still creeped out at my Doctor when he wants to check for a hernia - "okay; drop your shorts". I imagine I will get the "bend over the table" comment too. Yeah, totally not digging the next 90 minutes.............

because my dad died of prostate cancer, i get finger-banged every couple years (started at age 40). my doc always says "and this is where my male patients are glad they've got a female doc. our fingers are smaller!" the worst part of the whole deal is the K-Y dribbling out for the next hour. TMI?

Giant Purple Snorklewacker wrote:

914Driver wrote: Last time I went in, I had a female doctor. "Look at the bright side, smaller fingers!"

That really just means she can cram more of them in there.

You guys know they do that test with a blood test looking for a certian protein right?

Some people really just prefer the fingers.

there are way too many false positives associated with the PSA test that it should always be done in conjunction with the digital exam ...

it's really pretty devastating to get a positive PSA ... go through all the follow up biopsy's/surgery's ... all the mental anguish that accompanies the idea that you might have cancer ...

then find out a year or more later that ... "well maybe you don't have cancer after-all ... sorry 'bout that"

I've always wanted a low rider.