Minor Confession Thread

In reply to turbojunker:

Exactly!!!! Hahahahahaha

I made it to 3PM before cracking the first beer. Oh wait, that goes in the "Major Accomplishments" thread.

Your post says it's only 2:30 Poop.

EastCoastMojo wrote: Ha ha ha! OK guys, true confessions here today: I have never actually fired a shotgun. But it does seem like an elegant solution to a lot of problems!

I've got a few you can play with if you come down central FL

I like Nacar and find F1 excruciatingly boring to watch.

I'm thinking about selling everything and getting out of the car hobby. Website, anything that isn't a boring DD, all of it.

mndsm wrote: I'm thinking about selling everything and getting out of the car hobby. Website, anything that isn't a boring DD, all of it.

Blasphemer!!

mndsm wrote: I'm thinking about selling everything and getting out of the car hobby. Website, anything that isn't a boring DD, all of it.

I didn't have the balls to say it. Two stalled projects, a kid, and now a band. I feel ya'.

I put salad dressing on my cereal.

berkeleyin Canexicans.

Zomby Woof wrote: I put salad dressing on my cereal.

Coming from someone who would eat poutine, I don't doubt this. But it's still disgusting. I mean, who would put Bleu Cheese on their Cap'n Crunch? Or Thousand Island on their Cheerios? We really need a barf emoticon here.

My food confession: I put Miracle Whip on saltines. Dayumn that is GOOD.

I love fried Spam, bologna and Vienna sausages. I don't care what's in it. Occasionally I'll even mix up a little hot mustard and potted meat on crackers.

Zomby Woof wrote: I put salad dressing on my cereal.

That seems wrong to me, I'm afraid.

I put chocolate milk on chocolate Cheerios, though.

I also can't seem to lose weight...

If it's a processed meat product that will supposedly kill you, then I absolutely berkeleying love it. Vienna snausages, liver wurst, deviled ham, bologna. Bring it!

It is 9:19 PM, I'm sober and I'm seriously considering just packing it in and going to bed. I must confess... to being berkeleying tired.

tuna55 wrote:

Duke wrote:

poopshovel wrote: I berkeleying love Steely Dan. I'm singing "Aja" at the top of my berkeleying lungs right now. Suck it, haterz.

I berking love Steely Dan, too, but most of *Aja* is below par, and Michael McDonald needs to be slow-roasted on a spit over a bonfire.

I berkeleying love Steely Dan, too, and I even know how it got named like that. Aja is a good song, and a decent album, too.

I berkeleying hate Steely Dan.

Back in the Late Jurrasic Period, my older brother and I shared a room. He had every berkeleying Steely Dan 8 track. He would put the stereo on at night and it would play in a continuous loop until morning.

Hey Nineteen... berkeley You!"

mndsm wrote: I'm thinking about selling everything and getting out of the car hobby. Website, anything that isn't a boring DD, all of it.

I feel this.

poopshovel wrote:

Duke wrote:

poopshovel wrote: I berkeleying love Steely Dan. I'm singing "Aja" at the top of my berkeleying lungs right now. Suck it, haterz.

I berking love Steely Dan, too, but most of *Aja* is below par, and Michael McDonald needs to be slow-roasted on a spit over a bonfire.

WRONG! WRONG! WRONG!!!

Which part is wrong? Think carefully - our continued friendship depends on your answer...

Back when I was waiting tables I would release silent but deadly clouds in the dining area.

poopshovel wrote:

mndsm wrote: I'm thinking about selling everything and getting out of the car hobby. Website, anything that isn't a boring DD, all of it.

I didn't have the balls to say it. Two stalled projects, a kid, and now a band. I feel ya'.

The kid is a lot of it, another part of it is i'm tired of chasing gremlins and stupid E36 M3 on modified DDs (my ms3 in particular, it's set up to jam, and it chews tires and damn near every other consumable as a result) and the scene. The SCENE! I am SO tired of all the back talking and other bullE36 M3, I barely talk to anyone in person I've met as a result of my car shenanigans. I barely talk to anyone in person period, but it seems to have affected my car hobby the most.

Woody wrote: When someone tailgates me, I will empty the contents of my windshield washer reservoir, even on the rare occasion that I am driving a freshly waxed car. I also like to do a little left foot braking when approaching yellow lights. Just enough to make my brake lights go on, so he thinks I'm stopping and I can stick him at the light.

On the front of the bus the windshield washer has a fitting that sticks straight out of the front of the bus into a hose and into the arm. A lot of those hoses fall off.

One of the reasons I like working nights is I can make it home from Lower Manhattan to Poughkeepsie in under an hour.

nocones wrote:

mndsm wrote: I'm thinking about selling everything and getting out of the car hobby. Website, anything that isn't a boring DD, all of it.

I feel this.

My Mini has been parked for the past eight years. I have found other interests, although the Mini has been creeping back into my thoughts.

mndsm wrote: I'm thinking about selling everything and getting out of the car hobby. Website, anything that isn't a boring DD, all of it.

We Probably should have hashed this out before I ordered a metric buttload of parts for your car this morning.

So now it's up to me to build the car to change your mind?

mndsm wrote: I'm thinking about selling everything and getting out of the car hobby. Website, anything that isn't a boring DD, all of it.

This thought has crossed my mind a couple of times over the last year. I probably won't sell anything, but it might be parked more than it should.

I'm setting my machine tools back up and am going to build a couple of scale engines. I've also had the urge to hit some of the tractor and engine shows again. That will mean dragging the LeRoi and the McCormick back out and getting them running after sitting for years.

Oh, and I occasionally like to listen to elevator music.

mndsm wrote:

poopshovel wrote:

mndsm wrote: I'm thinking about selling everything and getting out of the car hobby. Website, anything that isn't a boring DD, all of it.

I didn't have the balls to say it. Two stalled projects, a kid, and now a band. I feel ya'.

The kid is a lot of it, another part of it is i'm tired of chasing gremlins and stupid E36 M3 on modified DDs (my ms3 in particular, it's set up to jam, and it chews tires and damn near every other consumable as a result) and the scene. The SCENE! I am SO tired of all the back talking and other bullE36 M3, I barely talk to anyone in person I've met as a result of my car shenanigans. I barely talk to anyone in person period, but it seems to have affected my car hobby the most.

Dudes, read my build thread. I had to re-energize my car-playing-with-habits amongst four kids and no spare money to do rust repair on a truck. if I can do it, so can you!

As far as confessions. I have a great one. Every once in a while, when the mood strokes, me, even though it's terrible and disgusting, when my wife is asleep, I...

Oh nevermind, I won't tell you that.