Knurled wrote:Duke wrote:Rant: What the hell is a "moist sandwich flavor"?? I'll tell you, in just a moment. I did just now create and consume a sandwich. It tasted like a sandwich. It consisted of two slices of wheat bread, two slices of Swiss cheese, and a small grabful of shaved ham. It contained no condiment whatsoever and yet it tasted like a sandwich. So what equates mayo with "sandwich flavor"? Spreading that crap on every sandwich you make. You are deceiving your brain into thinking that rancid egg and whipped God-knows-what is what a sandwich should taste like, indeed (by the very words in the comic) a sandwich is DEFINED as something that tastes like that. It's conditioning, it's training, it is Stockholm Syndrome. You only think that a sandwich so infected is what a sandwich should taste like because *you simply haven't ever experienced a sandwich that does not*, until years later, after the brainwashing has been complete, and then you firmly believe that such a sandwich is *wrong* because to think beyond your self-imposed mental prison is tantamount to rebelling against your upbringing. Mayo sucks. Deal with it.logdog wrote:There IS no debate about mayo and Miracle Whip:Streetwiseguy wrote: Grilled cheese and lobster salad sandwich on sourdough bread. Happy now.Do people debate making lobster salad with mayo vs Miracle Whip like they do tuna salad?
I find buttah to be bettah.