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kazoospec
kazoospec HalfDork
5/22/13 6:39 a.m.

My proof: http://www.wwmt.com/shared/news/features/top-stories/stories/wwmt_stabbing-kalamazoo-over-hamburgers-10301.shtml

Cliffs: Two guys stab each other over hamburger patties. What is wrong with people these days?

914Driver
914Driver MegaDork
5/22/13 6:48 a.m.

Jail cell:

"Yo, what you in fo man?"

"Stabs dis mofuggah over a buguh."

....and they all moved away from me on the bench there.

Woody
Woody MegaDork
5/22/13 6:53 a.m.

A friend of mine works in a maximum security prison. He said that everybody in prison is either in there for drugs, or for doing something stupid while on drugs, almost without exception. He also said that they freely admit that.

Grtechguy
Grtechguy UltimaDork
5/22/13 7:14 a.m.

Please keep the stupid people in Kzoo....We don't need anymore in GR

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UberDork
5/22/13 7:48 a.m.

Don't mess wit mah meat, man! Ah cut you!

Basil Exposition
Basil Exposition HalfDork
5/22/13 7:52 a.m.
1988RedT2 wrote: Don't mess wit mah meat, man! Ah cut you!

Someone had to:

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jZkdcYlOn5M

Apexcarver
Apexcarver PowerDork
5/22/13 8:17 a.m.

I can win any "my city is stupider" argument.

I work in DC.

JoeyM
JoeyM MegaDork
5/22/13 8:35 a.m.
kazoospec wrote: my city is more stupider than yours

wanna bet? I live in FL

tuna55
tuna55 PowerDork
5/22/13 8:37 a.m.
Apexcarver wrote: I can win any "my city is stupider" argument. I work in DC.

Da Winnah!

kazoospec
kazoospec HalfDork
5/22/13 9:05 a.m.
tuna55 wrote:
Apexcarver wrote: I can win any "my city is stupider" argument. I work in DC.
Da Winnah!

Wow, just when you think you have a foolproof argument.

Apexcarver
Apexcarver PowerDork
5/22/13 9:06 a.m.

ROFL

mad_machine
mad_machine MegaDork
5/22/13 9:18 a.m.
kazoospec wrote:
tuna55 wrote:
Apexcarver wrote: I can win any "my city is stupider" argument. I work in DC.
Da Winnah!
Wow, just when you think you have a foolproof argument.

you can't beat DC for stupidity, those are highly paid and respected idiots. And then there is congress

wbjones
wbjones PowerDork
5/22/13 11:26 a.m.

Fla .... DC .... sorta a toss up

'course NC and SC should be in the running

tuna55
tuna55 PowerDork
5/22/13 11:31 a.m.
wbjones wrote: Fla .... DC .... sorta a toss up 'course NC and SC should be in the running

Well, NC and SC are not cities.

wbjones
wbjones PowerDork
5/22/13 11:40 a.m.

true .. and most of the stupidity coming from our states actually comes from the rural areas as opposed to our cities ... that's why I threw them in that way

Knurled
Knurled UltraDork
5/22/13 12:35 p.m.
kazoospec wrote: My proof: http://www.wwmt.com/shared/news/features/top-stories/stories/wwmt_stabbing-kalamazoo-over-hamburgers-10301.shtml Cliffs: Two guys stab each other over hamburger patties. What is wrong with people these days?

No kidding.

You're supposed to stab each other AWAY FROM the patties. Don't want to get innards-juice all over the burgers.

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UberDork
5/22/13 12:42 p.m.
wbjones wrote: true .. and most of the stupidity coming from our states actually comes from the rural areas as opposed to our cities ... that's why I threw them in that way

You mean because people that live in rural areas are all stupid hicks, and people who live in cities are sophisticated and well-educated, right?

tuna55
tuna55 PowerDork
5/22/13 12:44 p.m.
1988RedT2 wrote:
wbjones wrote: true .. and most of the stupidity coming from our states actually comes from the rural areas as opposed to our cities ... that's why I threw them in that way
You mean because people that live in rural areas are all stupid hicks, and people who live in cities are sophisticated and well-educated, right?

NO DON'T DO IT

Spinout007
Spinout007 SuperDork
5/22/13 12:56 p.m.

Please don't do it!

RX Reven'
RX Reven' HalfDork
5/22/13 1:12 p.m.

I’m in California and I heard on the radio yesterday that a restaurant in San Francisco that has bacon in its name was just shut down due to complaints by locals of an excessive bacon scent.

I, for one, giggle like a little third grader when I hear of the Borg feeding on themselves…hehehe

1988RedT2
1988RedT2 UberDork
5/22/13 2:18 p.m.
RX Reven' wrote: I’m in California and I heard on the radio yesterday that a restaurant in San Francisco that has bacon in its name was just shut down due to complaints by locals of an excessive bacon scent. I, for one, giggle like a little third grader when I hear of the Borg feeding on themselves…hehehe

I'd be surprised if California didn't already have a law on the books that addresses odorous emissions by restaurants. I mean, factory smokestacks need fume scrubbers. Why should kitchen hood exhaust fans be allowed to spew the tantalizing aroma of cooking meats and vegetables?

Apexcarver
Apexcarver PowerDork
5/22/13 2:26 p.m.

Run a grease car and get in trouble for smelling like french fries or chinese food...

16vCorey
16vCorey PowerDork
5/22/13 2:41 p.m.

We might not be the most stupid, but we're fat and miserable! http://wjltevansville.com/evansville-named-fattest-city-in-america/ http://www.businessinsider.com/the-10-most-miserable-cities-in-america-2013-3?op=1

kazoospec
kazoospec HalfDork
5/22/13 2:53 p.m.
16vCorey wrote: We might not be the most stupid, but we're fat and miserable! http://wjltevansville.com/evansville-named-fattest-city-in-america/ http://www.businessinsider.com/the-10-most-miserable-cities-in-america-2013-3?op=1

Almost 40% obesity rate? Surprised you guys haven't had a few burger related stabbings.

yamaha
yamaha UltraDork
5/22/13 2:54 p.m.
wbjones wrote: true .. and most of the stupidity coming from our states actually comes from the rural areas as opposed to our cities ... that's why I threw them in that way

I'm speechless, just

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