Naked Man Poops, Goes On Rampage

Really really really off topic.

http://miami.cbslocal.com/2013/01/24/naked-man-poops-goes-on-rampage-inside-home/

Discuss:

Florida.

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yeah, Florida does seem to have more than the normal allotment of crazy.

E36 M3, read the comments!!! LOL!

Ranger50 wrote: E36 M3, read the comments!!! LOL!

Or if you don't think a metric E36 M3-ton of gratuitous, unprovoked, and almost entirely un-clever Democrat-hate is funny, don't.

Dude, are we seriously going to take a story in the off-topic section about a naked guy who jumped off of a roof, pooped in an entryway, went inside, tried to steal a TV, jacked off in the living room, rubbed laundry on a kid, and then ran away, and turn it into a flounder? Wow. I'm starting to side with Margie on the whole 'no political threads' thing. I guess linking this is close enough to making a butt joke, too.

See, eventually they all come over to the Dark Side.

And I enjoyed the comments on this site more: Nekkid pooping masturbating burglar story Especially this one: "What good are guns if they can't even stop some naked guy from wacking-off and crapping on your rug?" Honorable mentions go to "Are you sure that isn't Ted Nugent?" and "This behavior is more in line with Mel Gibson."

Margie

Marjorie Suddard wrote: See, eventually they all come over to the Dark Side. ... Margie

Good heavens you're fast.

Still no butt jokes, though. I like how your link details how he tried to drink out of the wet/dry vac. That's awesome.

There was a lot to love there. I stand by my internet experience. Quality stuff. And I've sworn off the butt jokes for a lil bit. Was afraid of another awful meme.

Margie

it must be because Florida is downhill and beyond that is ocean. All the crazies follow gravity into Florida and can't get out

mad_machine wrote: it must be because Florida is downhill and beyond that is ocean. All the crazies follow gravity into Florida and can't get out

No, it's all the snowbirds.

Marjorie Suddard wrote: "This behavior is more in line with Mel Gibson."

TROOF

+1

People don't move TO Florida ,they are running AWAY from someplace else.

My money is on bath salts.

I dunno, based on the photo of him I saw, I'd suspect some sort of personal product for sure, but I'm thinking it's more likely a hair conditioner or styling product:

Also, he looks very proud of himself. Must've been a Dr. Oz-quality poop.

Margie

thank you margie.. now all I can think of is my mom's fuzzy dog. She has a Bichon Frise.. and you can always tell when it has taken a poop as it runs all over her house wild and crazy for about 5 minutes.

Marjorie Suddard wrote: .........Must've been a Dr. Oz-quality poop. Margie

you know, my wife saw that episode and is always talking about it.....

The term E36 M3 fit may be outdated... but possibly relevant here

In reply to fasted58:

Relevance trumps.

Florida tops the 'holy E36 M3 are they crazy' list once again.

Okay, Wisconsin: you are off the hook, pregnant strippers fighting over dollar bills seem so normal now.

Awesome.

cwh wrote: People don't move TO Florida ,they are running AWAY from someplace else.

I have my wife half way convinced to head to Spring Hill. So far she has agreed to get away from NY winters, all the way to FL is the next step. Now if only the renters in move out of my Grandfathers old place.

Because Florida folks need a break for a minute.

http://www.arlnow.com/2013/01/23/police-respond-to-huffing-disturbance/

Police Respond to Huffing Disturbance

by Katie Pyzyk | January 23, 2013 at 9:55 am | 29,441 views | 121 Comments

A disturbance at the Phoenix House on the 500 block of N. Quincy Street prompted a call to police late Monday night, when a resident allegedly became out of control while huffing a chemical.

According to police, two roommates at the Ballston-based substance abuse treatment center alerted a resident adviser that their roommate had been acting erratically and their room was in disarray. When the resident adviser arrived in the room, the subject was wearing only a t-shirt and had a sheet over his head while allegedly huffing disinfectant spray. The resident adviser called police because the subject was reportedly hissing, speaking in tongues, shaking uncontrollably, trying to eat coins and had attempted to set his mattress on fire.

Police say when they arrived and tried to speak with the 18-year-old man, he was naked and still attempting to eat coins. Officers tried taking the man into custody but he didn’t cooperate. The officers gave him a warning but he continued to stay on all fours and growl at them, so they successfully tased him and handcuffed him, according to a police spokesman. The man then attempted to eat the Taser cords, we’re told.

Police say once they managed to handcuff the man, the naked subject bent over with his hands still behind his back, and according to the police report “spreads his anus open and proclaims, ‘Who wants some?’”

The subject appeared to have some type of seizure or shaking fit and fell to the floor, where he somehow managed to get his cuffed hands in front of his body, according to police. Cops say the man then spat at them and tried to grab them.

The man has voluntarily committed himself for psychiatric evaluation and nobody was hurt in the incident.

No charges have been filed against the man; police say they are more concerned with getting him proper mental assistance.

Racer1ab wrote: Because Florida folks need a break for a minute. http://www.arlnow.com/2013/01/23/police-respond-to-huffing-disturbance/ Police Respond to Huffing Disturbance by Katie Pyzyk | January 23, 2013 at 9:55 am | 29,441 views | 121 Comments A disturbance at the Phoenix House on the 500 block of N. Quincy Street prompted a call to police late Monday night, when a resident allegedly became out of control while huffing a chemical. According to police, two roommates at the Ballston-based substance abuse treatment center alerted a resident adviser that their roommate had been acting erratically and their room was in disarray. When the resident adviser arrived in the room, the subject was wearing only a t-shirt and had a sheet over his head while allegedly huffing disinfectant spray. The resident adviser called police because the subject was reportedly hissing, speaking in tongues, shaking uncontrollably, trying to eat coins and had attempted to set his mattress on fire. Police say when they arrived and tried to speak with the 18-year-old man, he was naked and still attempting to eat coins. Officers tried taking the man into custody but he didn’t cooperate. The officers gave him a warning but he continued to stay on all fours and growl at them, so they successfully tased him and handcuffed him, according to a police spokesman. The man then attempted to eat the Taser cords, we’re told. Police say once they managed to handcuff the man, the naked subject bent over with his hands still behind his back, and according to the police report “spreads his anus open and proclaims, ‘Who wants some?’” The subject appeared to have some type of seizure or shaking fit and fell to the floor, where he somehow managed to get his cuffed hands in front of his body, according to police. Cops say the man then spat at them and tried to grab them. The man has voluntarily committed himself for psychiatric evaluation and nobody was hurt in the incident. No charges have been filed against the man; police say they are more concerned with getting him proper mental assistance.

Goin' for the gold!

arlnow wrote: Police say once they managed to handcuff the man, the naked subject bent over with his hands still behind his back, and according to the police report “spreads his anus open and proclaims, ‘Who wants some?’”

Goatse attack!

phaze1todd wrote: Goin' for the gold!

He's FABULOUS!