Need Help: Top Gear Bingo

Hey Guys,

Help me think of some other entries for this

Jezza: "... In the world"

Hammond: Something to imply that he is really a secret American

Slow: "As you would expect, I've done this properly"

Slow: "Oh Cock"

Any of them, but I feel like its mostly Hamster: "Thats not gone well"

Richard is definitely the one who plays their version of the "working class stiff".....I know I've heard him reference Chavs and Pikey, but I'm looking for something he does more often in that vein....

I'd say for hamster: defends porsche, likes an American car, or picks the "sporty" car in a challenge.

Jezza: makes an analogy

Slow: picks a car that is in the best condition for a challenge

Cliche: James gets rear ended

I think the gay jokes are made equally by Jezza and Hamster.

OK, here's a revised version.
I'm still looking for suggestions

Under USA, take out "imply..." and replace with "Say American's eat cheese."

James insults the French or calls them communists

LETS PLAY!!

• Mention of Sienna Miller, Keira Knightly or Cameron Dias in a sexual innuendo.

• Use of the word Hooligan or inferring that someone will be shot with little or no provocation.

• Mention of speed cameras or speed bumps

How hard can it be?

Cliche: complain about the beetle.

Slow: Enora

Jezza calls a Porsche a Beetle

Jezza makes fun of Spaniards

...and on that bombshell

complain about an austin marina (or drop a piano on one)

capt. slow - having a bit of a tank slapper

pinchvalve wrote: How hard can it be?

Beat me to it.

That's too many "Some say"s. Replace one of those with an "...and across the line!"

How about "Audi drivers are cocks"?

Or Jezza's favorite, "Star leans forward for lap time"

Ooo! How about "do some maths!"

every time one of them "dies"- it's usually Jezza doing the dying, but May did get "killed" by that "Bentley" in Albania..

James May's "fizzy" feelings...

James May gets stuck with fixing something as the competent/pedantic outcast. I suppose that's mostly covered by "As you would expect, I've done this properly."

Change the Free space to a picture of the Stig's helmet. Also there's no Stig column, how about any time the Stig does something other than driving on camera, ie floatin in a pool, public transport, write a book?

Dacia Sandero haha

Latest version

that's pretty good I've got a few suggestions

change the middle column to Stig Facts ie. ...he only know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong"

I would also work at filling the boys list with more quotes like Jezza's " Tonight on Top Gear..."