You need to collect souls, spread temptation, and work towards eternal darkness and damnation. What would Satan drive?
You need to collect souls, spread temptation, and work towards eternal darkness and damnation. What would Satan drive?
A toyota corolla, nothing signals you're going to hell better than a trip in a car that makes arriving in hell seem like an upgrade from the ride to get there. If he needs more space then he could err 'up'grade to a turdbota highlander, truly the worst joke ever foisted upon humanity, and I speak, unfortunatly, from personal experience with that one.
He's a sneaky one. It would be something unassuming. Rental spec Corolla or something like that. 
edit. apparently I'm not the only one thinking that
Countach LP500S:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nFqslG0Axbk
Gets you around fast for quick soul-collecting, obviously spreads all kinds of temptations itself, and that engine sure isn't good for the environment
Plenty of room, tempting, and absolutely requires all the power the demons of hell can summon to keep running.
I'm pretty sure Satan has a Maserati BiTurbo under a tarp in his backyard.
Obvious choice: 
Woody wrote: I'm pretty sure Satan has a Maserati BiTurbo under a tarp in his backyard.
I'm pretty sure Satan sends me craigslist links to BiTurbos that are under tarps in peoples backyards.
BlueInGreen44 wrote:Woody wrote: I'm pretty sure Satan has a Maserati BiTurbo under a tarp in his backyard.I'm pretty sure Satan sends me craigslist links to BiTurbos that are under tarps in peoples backyards.
No, that's what Satan leaves under the Xmas tree labeled as from Santa.
Gotta be some kind of Hyundai.
Satan should drive a LBC, chances are it may not make it to hell and then you are off the hook.
Seems fitting somehow
In this one I believe he drove a '42 Lincoln.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uYW177hXFE8
I'm pretty sure Satan already drives a big SUV with "Salt Life" and stick-family stickers on the back. No one else could habitually tailgate AND block lanes like that.
Margie
don't forget the OBX and Rt11 stickers!
I'm thinking Satan doesn't drive, but he does have a ran when parked Corolla listed on Craigslist claiming that it is just missing spark on the #3 cylinder and that it should be an easy fix, but he just doesn't have time to mess with it.
Well you know he bull$hits a lot so I can see him driving the Devel Sixteen.
Well, it has to have Lucas electrics.
According to Autocrossers...
Me, I still want one...
Diablo?
He's a man of wealth and taste. No Corollas. Triple black S65 amg. Plenty of room in the trunk for souls.
I don't know what type of car the devil drives but he likes the B-52s car
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rJgvJvIo2-U
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